This place is especially full of shit today.
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Apparently these are some of the questions asked at a Scientology auditing sesh:
• Have you ever enslaved a population?
• Have you ever debased a nation's currency?
• Have you ever killed the wrong person?
• Have you ever torn out someone's tongue?
• Have you ever been a professional critic?
• Have you ever wiped out a family?
• Have you ever tried to give sanity a bad name?
• Have you ever consistently practiced sex in some unnatural fashion?
• Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?
• Have you ever made love to a dead body?
• Have you ever engaged in piracy?
• Have you ever been a pimp?
• Have you ever eaten a human body?
• Have you ever disfigured a beautiful thing?
• Have you ever exterminated a species?
• Have you ever been a professional executioner?
• Have you given robots a bad name?
• Have you ever set a booby trap?
• Have you ever failed to rescue your leader?
• Have you driven anyone insane?
• Have you ever killed the wrong person?
• Is anybody looking for you?
• Have you ever set a poor example?
• Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?
• Are you in hiding?
• Have you systematically set up mysteries?
• Have you ever made a practice of confusing people?
• Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead?
• Have you ever gone crazy?
• Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity?
• Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader?
• Have you ever smothered a baby?
• Do you deserve to have any friends?
• Have you ever castrated anyone?
• Do you deserve to be enslaved?
• Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?
• Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?
• Have you ever zapped anyone?
• Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so, did you spread it?
