Tom Cruise scientology video

[Mr. Tea]

This place is especially full of shit today.

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Apparently these are some of the questions asked at a Scientology auditing sesh:

• Have you ever enslaved a population?

• Have you ever debased a nation's currency?

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• Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?

• Have you ever zapped anyone?

• Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so, did you spread it?

Would you like to? Then STEP RIGHT UP!!!

 

[henry s]

i still don't get how scientologists in the form of volunteer ministers were at 7/11 and 9/11 bombings after and allowed to give first aid.
also some trauma victims were sent to their free clinics
http://www.purificationpgm.org/

http://luana1980.wordpress.com/2007/10/15/scientology-cure-aids-911-workers/

they get quite alot of cash from private members and wall street as well.
its all quite sinister.

Scientologists were also allowed (maybe still are) to set up those "stress test" booths at will in NYC subways, and in fact city-sanctioned ads for the subway system promoted them, until public outcry forced the city to remove them...

 

[Mr. Tea]

I want to see adverts on the Tube, featuring this concerned-looking dad, that start "Drugs saved my son from Scientology...".

 

[Gavin]

• Have you given robots a bad name?

 

[crackerjack]

• Have you ever been a professional critic?

I know critics aren't the most popular people, but that's quite some company .

 

[heroesandvillains]

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[IdleRich]

Why do they ask the "killed the wrong person" question twice?
Where did that list come from?

 

[noel emits]

The list was here: http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/01/tom-cruise-scientology-sec-whole-track-questionnaire.php

Don't know if it's genuine.

Some other stuff here: http://reddit.com/info/66equ/comments/

Ugh, that Radar magazine looks pretty vile but they did link to this which like yesterday's refusnik bus goths I find oddly cheering:

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[craner]

The best thing about Scientology is the story of L. Ron Hubbard's private navy. I can't really see the Beckham's going in for this sort of thing. Michael Jackson kept well away, to his credit.

 

[vimothy]

The best thing about scientology is Jack Parsons

 

[KernKätzchen]

• Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?

?

 

[D84]

After reading this bit of news

A NOTORIOUS group of internet users known as "Anonymous" have taken down a Scientology website after declaring war on the church...

The group also claimed to have downloaded many of the church’s “secret documents” – which can now be downloaded from popular file-sharing sites.

I googled "anonymous scientology " and found this:

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[swears]

Oddball stuff people you know believe in:

Woman I used to work with 100% thought fairies were real.

Some nutter filmed a streetlight pissed on his phone, told everyone it was a UFO.

Guy at sixth form who constantly argued that "The Nazis were really good except for all the racist stuff."

 

[STN]

I used to live with a woman who believed that people used to live to be well over 100 in like the middle ages and stuff.

 

[swears]

There was one guy in Liverpool handing out flyers that said that people can live to be 4000 years old if they do these breathing exercises he invented.

 

[dHarry]

Zhao?

 

[straight]

sorry to hop in late, we knew cruise was barking so i stayed out of it.

so apparently Germany had successfully implemented a complete ban of scientology but the scientologists won some kind of court case and now it's kind of a tie that can still go either way...

good for the germans.

has there been an influx of german scientologists to this country? i was accosted by a group of them in the NQ in manchester the other day, they had one of their anti psychiatry roadshow shindigs on and after seeing the museum theyve dedicated to it on TV i nearly went in out of morbid curiosity. i politely declined as i was feeling particularly directionless at the time and in danger of being extremely suggestable.

 

[swears]

I would have checked that out, I love cranks. I'd have feigned an interest to hear some Grade-A wacky theories.

 

[mms]

http://ufocon.blogspot.com/2008/01/ufos-and-scientology.html

this is interesting and will explain some of the background of the relationships that scientologists have.

 

[noel emits]

has there been an influx of german scientologists to this country?

In that Panorama doc they say something about Scientology 'relaunching' in the UK.

The Subgenius thing is largely a spoof on Scientology isn't it, although I like to think of it as the Scientology that works Funnier than TOPY anyway