things you have never drunk, but will before you die

[stelfox]

 

[STN]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sazerac

 

[Mr. Tea]

The blood of innocents.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Urine, own

 

[swears]

The tears of my crushed adversaries.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Swears, what is best in life?

 

[vimothy]

To crush our enemies, to see them driven before us, and to hear the lamentations of their women.​

 

[Mr. Tea]

That is good!

 

[swears]

Swears, what is best in life?

What is the least worst, you mean!

 

[swears]

Ahhhh... jus' kiddin. Just bought a bottle of Finlandia, so will be enjoying that for the first time over the weekend with some orange juice.

 

[Mr. Tea]

What is the least worst, you mean!

*deep breath*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pestario]

Guinness


*runs*

 

[noel emits]

Sizzurp.

And Ayahuasca.

But probably not together.

 

[noel emits]

Guinness


*runs*

Yes it can have that effect if you get a bad one.

 

[nomos]

i once had the chance to steal a couple of sips from a $350 bottle of wine. it was the most complex thing i've ever tasted. it wasn't that it was just really delicious or something. it was actually quite odd with all of these different characteristics that kept changing. i want to do that again but with some contraband cheese.

i used to have a rule about drinking things that were blue (i.e. if something is blue you should try it) but nothing good came of it. except maybe a martini.

 

[nomos]

OH i remember....

this will happen

 

[Mr. Tea]

Pfffft, "ENGLISH".

 

[noel emits]

i want to do that again but with some contraband cheese.

I've tried Casu Marzu.

 

[STN]

If you're going to have a malt liquor, go for OE800. I have done extensive research into all strong, cheap booze as it is what Winston Churchill would want me to do (saying this, I imagine he'd want me to stop listening to Deep Wound, but you have to draw a line somewhere).

 

[Jaie Miller]

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