Pointless But It Makes Me Chuckle to Myself

IdleRich

IdleRich

IdleRich
I hate it when people say "Happy holidays!" - someone says that to me I make certain to remind them that this is Britain and we do not have "happiness".
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
mixed_biscuits said:
When @HMGovt’s Glorious Return! opens his curtains in the morning he looks out on golden sand and a clear blue sea crammed with langoustine; when @Mr. Tea opens his he sees this:

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Are we back on 'man goes on holiday' as some earth-shattering news story?

I'm happy to look at any view in the knowledge that I don't idolise a morbidly obese dementia patient who wears adult diapers because the vast list of things he can't do includes not only forming coherent sentences and avoiding the temptation of raping children but also exerting any voluntary control over his anal sphincter.
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
There is a certain poetic symmetry in the idea of Trump continuously and involuntarily leaking liquid fæces from both ends of his digestive system, I have to say.
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
mixed_biscuits said:
Victim blaming the disabled
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Ethics 101 with Professor Biscuits:

  • IDF snipers shooting dead Palestinian women cowering in a church = Hamas's fault for not surrendering.
  • Laughing at a billionaire who's rendered himself incontinent through decades of stimulant abuse = victim-blaming.
 
mixed_biscuits

mixed_biscuits

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Mr. Tea said:
Ethics 101 with Professor Biscuits:

  • IDF snipers shooting dead Palestinian women cowering in a church = Hamas's fault for not surrendering.
  • Laughing at a billionaire who's rendered himself incontinent through decades of stimulant abuse = victim-blaming.
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I'm not saying it's Hamas' fault, only that they could stop it from happening and choose not to ;)
 
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