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“Excuse me, I think your phone is broken”
“what?”
“Your phone, there’s… music coming out of it”
“You trying to be funny?”
“No, just thought you’d want to know. Everyone can hear it. It must be terribly embarrassing for you”
“fuck off”
 
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PeteUM

It's all grist
Slothrop said:
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A beautiful idea...
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I saw him wand his way on the bus once. Very funny.
 
bandshell

bandshell

Grand High Witch
I posted about the headline for this in the favourite headlines thread but a mate found the actual story today. Gold.

http://www.perthnow.com.au/entertai...es-in-badger-den/story-e6frg30c-1226137039122

A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.

Percy Foster's 3'6" body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.

The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide.

In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.
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Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
I love that Gordon Ramsey has no concrete connection to the story whatsoever but has his name in the headline and his photo above the article, with a much smaller photo of the guy the story is actually about.

I hope he loves it too.
 
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e/y

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At first the 'porn star' part of the headline didn't (fully) register and I was confused / bemused by the fact that Ramsey had a dwarf double.

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The weirdest thing, I think, is the apparent existence of demand for porn with a dwarf version of Gordon Ramsey.
 
you

you

Well-known member
Bernards Watch

Bernards Watch episode Helping Time as a contemporary re-imagining of Eve's original sin. The re-thinking of this ancient theological doctrine operates through a temporally autonomous Eve/Lucy carrying out a plethora of wrong doings within the primary educational system, the consequences of which are guilt, punishment and anguish experienced primarily by Adam/Bernard. Eden is arguably the educational system void of interaction and under a chrono-cryonic state of suspension - upon this axis of time suspension and ultimate autonomy from temporal pressures and social vitalities freedom of choice is explored, and the question of Sin originating from a genesis of positive ideas for personal progression under contrary authoritarian modes of social and moral orders is re-animated.
 
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bandshell

bandshell

Grand High Witch
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/876039-man-claims-140-year-old-photo-proves-nicolas-cage-is-a-vampire

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An online entrepreneur is selling a photo from 1870 on eBay which he says proves Nicolas Cage is a vampire.

Jack Mord is asking for $1million for a photo of a man, believed to have lived in Tennessee around the time of the American Civil War, who has a resemblance to the Hollywood star.

Mr Mord, a dealer in antique images, believes the photo is of Nicolas Cage himself and proves the actor is a member of the 'walking undead'.

The eBay listing for the photo reads: 'Original c.1870 carte de visite [a type of small photograph] showing a man who looks exactly like Nick Cage.

'Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire... who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so.

'150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.'
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