If anyone here fancies yelling "Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat with a thousand young!" at their partner at the crucial moment - please do let us know what kind of response you get, eh?
Didn't Aaron Funk do a track where he sampled him and his girlfriend fucking?
god, i really wish you hadn't put this thought on my head, i can sense the impending divorce already.
The divorce will be the least of your worries - I'd start preparing for the ECT and/or exorcism if I were you.
Actually I've never yet failed to seduce a laydee with some good ol' Kenny G on the turntable, usually with some chilled Babycham and a few Ferrero Rocher on hand for good measure. Works a treat.
you don't understand how much i love slow jams
It's hotter to try not to make any noise at all during intercourse, try it some time.
I can't help but get a "mum and dad in the next room" vibe from this statement.
ha
this reminds me of the Ladies Man
Passsth the Caavastheeay
I assume this guy is a character from US TV - perhaps a bit like our very own Swiss Toni...
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"Laying a carpet is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous, like me, you might like to try an underlay."