A friend of mine did a little survey, here's the question ( originally sent by text ) and the results :
"After labourious attempts to install it, BlackArk Radio unexpectedly springs to life first thing this morning, announcing the title "Dub the Pum Pum".
The song starts:
'Come here mi daughta I want fi chat with you...'
Somehow I know where this is going...
Or do I?
Can you think of a possible second line?
Here's some of the results
Ya pum pum is huge and I would like to inspect it
Mi wan fi climb yr cherry tree and give it morning dew
Your Uncle Desmond's not for you
Don't be scared now, I'm your father and here's what fathers do
Let's stay chaste under the eyes of God until we say 'I do'
Given the alarming Caribbean rate of STDs I'd like to purchase a condom or two/ Let's negotiate our safer sex strategy over a tin of Special Brew
I've no idea what you're talking about but try mentioning a slice of sweet pudding
I have no idea where this song is going- I own a record called 'The Pum' which goes like this- "it's dark like a dungeon, deep like a well, sweet like a honey and it's nice na hell" Any clues? I've been perplexed for years.
You are luscious and I've made a tweed suit for you.
Mi wan fi help you with your geography homework so you can pass your Key Stage Two.
And so what is the actual next line of the Silvertones song? Was I wrong in my sweeping prejudice? Perhaps someone can enlighten me."
Any idea Dissensus people?
