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[nomadologist]

 

[mistersloane]

I'm pretty sure physical pain is literally one of the physical sensations the brain can't "recall" in remembering it...have to look this up for scientific proof but there's a lot of research on this...

Completely correct, it's why physical pain is so funny after the effect, and why people pushing themselves to the extremes is so funny as well ( Diamanda Galas, Artaud ).

 

[nomadologist]

They do have a reputation of being fairly strong - 600 mics or so which may or may not be true but in my experience they have not been of the highest quality.

mine comes up really nice-- subtle but fast, it's physically ecstatic, one hit lasts about 10 hours and the peak is a good 2 hours long if not longer

 

[turtles]

wow this thread just keeps getting better.

of course we are now 100% screwed as soon as the feds show up given that we are officially running an international t3rr0r1sm and drug tr4ff1ck1ng cartell (damn i can't figure out how to l33t spell drugs)

 

[nomadologist]

birdcall

what you want?
what you need?

the doctor is IN (as that guy in thompson square park always says)

 

[zhao]

dru9s?

 

[zhao]

change screen name to nomadpharmacist?

 

[mistersloane]

I sent my last arts application for a residency in Montreal from Celebration, in Florida, the town which Disney own, so unfortunately I'd have to say that if you can't even get six months free in Montreal by sending from somewhere cool, then the chance of getting anything from a position of postage is a remote risk at best. Damn I wish I'd got that residency.

 

[nomadologist]

I do this all the time. The way to go is "overnight mail"

Do you think those kids who get paid $7/hour to look at the magnetic monitors for suspicious contents really look at the monitors all day?

I've discovered that they don't.

 

[Gavin]

Woebot should put his bandwidth bills in his mama's name... might give him a day or two head start when the feds start kicking in doors.

"Yep, got all the hauntology material boxed up here... slang for a new designer drug popular with ex-raver autodidacts and their ilk."

"Better light a smoke, we got a tip there's a Body Without Organs upstairs... those sick fucks."​

 

[noel emits]

I sent my last arts application for a residency in Montreal from Celebration, in Florida, the town which Disney own, so unfortunately I'd have to say that if you can't even get six months free in Montreal by sending from somewhere cool, then the chance of getting anything from a position of postage is a remote risk at best. Damn I wish I'd got that residency.

Is true but - ah never mind.

 

[turtles]

hohoho i'd supply some quality bc hydro for everyone except i think approximately half of BC's population is already employed in doing so.

(must discover way of sending dru9s via email)

 

[Gavin]

I had about a 2/3 success rate sending dr0 through the m4il in college. Made at least a couple scanners' days I reckon.

 

[nomadologist]

After watching a bunch of Soulja Boy and related videos in my class today, my students informed me that "Crank Dat Superman" is actually a sex maneuver, not just a dance. Some research on Urban Dictionary:



There is also a Spiderman dance.

these just made me laugh out loud for a really long time

 

[nomadologist]

hohoho i'd supply some quality bc hydro for everyone except i think approximately half of BC's population is already employed in doing so.

(must discover way of sending dru9s via email)

with anything in [flat-ish] bags, it's simple:

take opaque garbage bag (you know the dark brown kind--the magnets don't see through these very well), cut a piece off, wrap the bags thoroughly, tape up with electric tape.

take a children's book, preferably with cardboard cover. pry cardboard based page in half. put drugs in. crazy glue together on the edges.

 

[zhao]

ok way past my bedtime again... ciao for now

 

[nomadologist]

do you know how many times i've gotten through airport security by seam-ripping the inside of my fly and waist hem in my jeans, putting wrapped up drugs in, sewing back up?

and it's especially funny because all of the black women who work in airport security pretty much scream "female assist" before i even get to the metal detectors.

 

[nomadologist]

Woebot should put his bandwidth bills in his mama's name... might give him a day or two head start when the feds start kicking in doors.

"Yep, got all the hauntology material boxed up here... slang for a new designer drug popular with ex-raver autodidacts and their ilk."

"Better light a smoke, we got a tip there's a Body Without Organs upstairs... those sick fucks."​

roffle

 

[nomadologist]

i think i'm going to start dropping onto vitamin c tabs, and gluing the "seal" back on and sending it that way...i'll break the ones with shit on them in half

 

[Gavin]

Ok, futile attempt to get this thread back on topic:

Do you know when someone is attracted to you? Friends have said they can never tell, which I always thought was on some false demure shit -- I know instantly (or claim to)! I've got at least 2 students flirting with me and one instructor whom I have never met checking me out HARD in the halls.