Pointless But It Makes Me Chuckle to Myself

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baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
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Spoke too soon. Ouch.
 
M

mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound
Its the build up with them, the relentlessness over a few pages that did me in. I like the 'no dad this is facebook use google' one alot, but the dad died one I think really stays with you. We've been saying it all day.
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
So for the past 4 years I've been badgering DH for us to go to Center Parcs. He's been reticent on account of it being 'naff' and 'like Butlins but with trees' I disagree but anyway...

Eventually we went to Center Parcs, Longleat over the Christmas period (it was great) and I noticed that he had packed a tube of KY but didn't think anything of it. So we get back home and he makes some silly joke about 'no bumfun' despite 'my promises'.

Now there is no way in hell anything is ever going up my back bottom so I questioned what he meant (assuming he was joking). And he said that "according to Mumsnet" Center Parcs =anal sex. Apparently I had told him this over 4 years ago.

I have no memory of this link between Center Parcs and anal. Can someone confirm that there is a Center Parcs/anal meme in the same vein as nice ham?

Anyway, I got the hump.
He claims he was joking and made it all up because he thought I would find it funny
It's all too weird and I'm still a bit offended. Can't tell if I'm being oversensitive and it really was all a joke or whether he really did think that bum-business was on the menu.
 
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you

you

Well-known member
Ollie - I love all the forced, dubious puns further down the thread, crying out for attention....
 
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baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
"Oh my gosh honey. For your own safety please leave him before you end up in multiple trash bags spread across the state."

Where is the love?

 
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