luka

Well-known member
I'm picturing Craner hurtling down the motorway, hand stuck in CD player as Coltrane's Crescent blares out, business papers flying out the window and scattering across the road, credit card covered in tape in his mouth.

That reminds me Fat Jim sneaked up into Craners bedroom while we were visiting and did a massive lot of DMT in there and while he was under the influence he rifled through all the drawers so that when he regained normal conscious ego awareness he found he was surrounded by scattered underpants, diary pages, notes, porno mags, like some mad badger had been on the loose
 

droid

Well-known member
version said:
Is Barty Craner and Reynolds lovechild?

Yeah, they put him in a basket made of bin liners and floated him down the Thames. Luka found him on snagged on an embankment in Greenwich and took him in as his own despite the hideous mutations caused by immersion in the toxic waters.
 

craner

Beast of Burden
Also Jim, who is not fat, was sleeping in my bedroom, because I am a gent and give my guests the best rooms in my house.
 

craner

Beast of Burden
Yeah, they put him in a basket made of bin liners and floated him down the Thames. Luka found him on snagged on an embankment in Greenwich and took him in as his own despite the hideous mutations caused by immersion in the toxic waters.

It’s a Biblical relationship.

Therefore will end badly.
 
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