i was on the subway the other day - not the D train, the F train - and we had to stop because there was 'a person on the platform' at 14th street, which i thought was fair enough to be honest, i mean where else are people going to wait, but it turned out that there was someone sitting on the platform with their legs dangling over the edge. he moved and then i followed him when i got off, not deliberately, he was just going in the same direction, he was shouting about THE FUCKING L TRAIN, which to be fair, had been suspended making getting to brooklyn a total nightmare, everyone walking the other way was shaking their head as they walked past him. then someone else was blocking the whole corridor in the station with a table for burning and selling incense, which for some reason he was dragging against the flow, the whole place was full of scented smoke. its all kind of nice in a way, i know many people have said this before.