The Elon Musk Thread

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13 kids?!
jeez - and i'm now seeing the names for the first time - he named one of his kids Techno?!
I do like the name Azure though. That's a pretty name, and kind of rare.
X Æ A-12 and Exa Dark Sidereal are the worst though.
You can tell they're not worried about their kids having to attend public school.

Names his kids like Autechre name their tunes.

 

[Clinamenic]

 

[Clinamenic]

Names his kids like Autechre name their tunes.

Can't wait for C16 Deep Tread Musk to come of age and receive a lordship in the form of a cabinet position under Barron Trump.

 

[IdleRich]

 

[Mr. Tea]

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Self-abasement, unlike temperature, has no absolute zero.

 

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Can't wait for C16 Deep Tread Musk to come of age and receive a lordship in the form of a cabinet position under Barron Trump.

Gonk Steady Musk.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Gonk Steady Musk.

... the new fragrance. From Calvin Klein.

 

[IdleRich]

It would explain a lot.

 

[Mr. Tea]

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It would explain a lot.

He does like his gender-affirming therapy, doesn't he?

 

[IdleRich]

Thanks a lot Grimes and Azealia... I gotta admit I'd be pretty pissed off if an ex and her mate started talking about my dick on the internet.

Depending on what they said I suppose.

And anyway it's not botched I wanted it like that.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Thanks a lot Grimes and Azealia... I gotta admit I'd be pretty pissed off if an ex and her mate started talking about my dick on the internet.

Depending on what they said I suppose.

And anyway it's not botched I wanted it like that.

I wonder if any 'NeuraLimp' jokes are doing the rounds yet.

 

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He's gotten into an argument with the commander of the ISS on Twitter and is now having a strop and recommending the space station be deorbited.

 

[IdleRich]

 

[IdleRich]

Cutting away the dead wood

 

[IdleRich]

Some of the replies are fucking mental

You decide to have THREE children with a man who makes it crystal clear he works 24/7 and isn’t really into the whole parenting thing…not saying I agree with Elons choices but I seriously question the women in these situations…

Oh yeah rash of her to assume that the world's richest man would have to resources to bring up three kids

 

[william_kent]

Trump swaps out Resolute Desk in the Oval Office days after Elon Musk’s son X appeared to wipe booger on it

The White House has assured the public it’s snot a permanent change.

President Trump ordered the iconic Resolute Desk removed from the Oval Office for refurbishment after Elon Musk’s 4-year-old son, X, appeared to pick his nose and rub the desk on live TV last week.

 

[IdleRich]

Just like his dad did to USAID

 

[IdleRich]

The Resolute Desk - who came up with that name, so insecure. Pass me my Indomitable Pen and some of that Heroic Paper, I'm gonna sit at the Resolute Desk in my Really Very Strong Chair and write up sone executive orders.

So resolute it ran away from some snot.

 

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It's the name of the ship it was made from.

 

[IdleRich]

It's the name of the ship it was made from.

Don't spoil it. I was actually thinking it sounds like a ship cos they are called HMS Invincible or whatever... seens a bit like tempting fate to me.