From: "John P" <email@example.com>
Date: 02 Dec 2008, 11:03:45 AM
Subject: Business Email Marketing Campaigns
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ICPC NIGERIA (Anti-Fraud Unit) .......we fight against fraud, funds delay and impersonation. Head Office: Plot 802, Constitution Avenue Zone A9 Central Area P. M.B 535, Garki Lagos. *****24HRS SERVICE ***** Dear Sir/Madam, LETTER OF COMPENSATION/SETTLEMENT. This letter will definately be amazing to you because of its realistic value. Sorry for the inconveniences that was rendered to you in your line of Inheritance Payment transaction with some impersonators some while ago. I know that this letter will hit you by surprise, but firstly I will like to introduce myself; I am (Mr. Raymond Osaze ) the Legal chairman of "ICPC", (Nigeria's Anti-Fraud Unit). On the 1st of October 2000, the former President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria (Chief Olusegun Obasanjo) introduced a Commission named the "ICPC", (Nigeria's Anti-Fraud Unit) which is duly registered under the United Nations (U.N.O). This particular Commission was initiated to detect fraud/funds delay/impersonation of Government Officials. Secondly, we are mandated by the US Government to Settle foreign debts/fraud victims/Un-paid beneficiaries to satisfactory in other to maintain peace in the world at large and also to create a good relationship with the international bodies. Presently, we are being paid by the American government in order to avert beneficiary funds delays/fraud here in Nigeria. So far in this present year, we have settled the likes of (Mrs. Debbie Hargrove, Mr. Micheal Wagner , Patricia Norton , Emason Ayers, Ptricia Cuets, Gobe Lopez etc). You are being contacted by this office today because your Case File (Ai) is the very first File on our Settlement Files Cabinet. From our Intelligent investigations and Probing processes we discovered that you are a victim of fraud/funds delay. The "ICPC", is faithfully under my governance as the Legal Chairman of the great Commission and to this Authority I took an oath of allegiance to settle all fraud victims/fund delay peacefully.. This Memorandum is to notify you that you will be settled by the Nigerian Government from our initial Deposit Account. Your settlement will be actualized within 5 working days after your response to this Official Letter. For further clearification/investigation kindly send the below information to us immediately: 1. Your residential address: 2. Mobile and fax number (for regular official contact). 3. Your inheritance funds value: 4. Amount which you have lost previously (if at all): These above-mentioned information will officially enable us to carry out our verification processes and after that your compensation sum/Inheritance Funds will be Electronically wired into your designated Bank account or through a Diplomatic Delivery Service, depending on which mode you prefer. Your immediate compliance to this will expedite actions on your Payment because here in this office, we have alot of listed victims to be settled. Officially Signed, Mr. Raymond Osaze Chairman ICPC Nigeria. Powered by Information Communication Technology Dept., (C) 2009 ICPC Nigeria, registered trademark.
i like the Northern Rock / London Bombings linksDear Friend,
I am Mr. Matt Ridley, Former Chairman Northern Rock I have a confidential
Proposition for you.
On June 6, 2003, Colin Morley, 52,a marketing consultant. Made a (Fixed)
Deposit, valued at US$20,000,000.00, (twenty Million, Dollars) in my
Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but
got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered
from his employers, that Colin Morley died from 7 July 2005 London
bombings. On further investigation, I found out that he died without
making a WILL and all attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless.
I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Colin Morley
did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents,
including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of
US$20,000,000.00 has carefully been moved out of my bank to a security
company for safekeeping.
No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to British Law, at
the expiration of (Four) years, the money will revert to the ownership of
the British Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.
Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you to stand in as the owner
of the money I deposited it in a security company in two trunk boxes
though the security company does not know the contents of the boxes as I
tagged them to be photographic materials for export.
I am writing you because I have a big problem with the Bank making me to
resign my appointment from the Bank,
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7052828.stm) I cannot operate a
foreign account or have an account that is more than $ hundred thousand
dollars. Because of the problem and I am still under investigation.
I want to present you as the owner of the boxes in the security company so
you can be able to claim them with the help of my attorney. This is
simple. I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address
so that the Attorney will prepare the necessary documents which will put
you in place as the as the owner of the boxes.
The money will be moved out for us to share in the ratio of 70% for me and
30% for you . There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this
transaction will be done by the Attorney and this will guarantees the
successful execution of this transaction.
If you are interested, please reply immediately via my email address upon
your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant
documents that will help you understand the transaction.
Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this
transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall
require your assistance to invest my share in (Buying of properties like
houses, hotels and doing charity works etc)
Please do send me Your company name and address, your private/mobile
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Awaiting your urgent reply ONLY via my email ( firstname.lastname@example.org )
Thanks and regards.
audacious!Dear Mr. Kennelly:
Thank you for your letter of April 17. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite Acme Inc.'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
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I think we need to stop going off topic and talking about how much we love uggs in the funky thread! It draws them in!The level of non meta, meat n potatoes spam on this board has got crazy recently. Is there anything that works in stopping the board getting flooded with multiple posts about cheap luggage and ugg boots?
it's boring isnt it,The level of non meta, meat n potatoes spam on this board has got crazy recently. Is there anything that works in stopping the board getting flooded with multiple posts about cheap luggage and ugg boots?