Tory bastards

[crackerjack]

Don't we have a thread of this title already?

Can't think where else to put this

 

[Mr. Tea]

There was an article on news.bbc the other day titled "Tory cuts to start straight away". My first thought was "Funny, you don't normally see such an obvious spelling mistake on the Beeb".

 

[craner]

I don't get it.

 

[mos dan]

mydavidcameron.com is the most visited political site in the whole country this week.. good meme work, everyone. bet the tories are pleased with that campaign, esp given how many of the real life billboards have been trashed too..

btw may as well post this up here, seems appropriate

http://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/2009/12/britains-bright-tory-future/

i went to the young tories xmas party for a 'laugh'

 

[mistersloane]

Genius article Dan.

Here's my tuppence used with the generator

http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/cameron.php

 

[luka]

craner-cuts/cunts

 

[john eden]

http://www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/2009/12/britains-bright-tory-future/

i went to the young tories xmas party for a 'laugh'

:slanted:

 

[paolo]

Putting the cunt in Conservative

 

[jenks]

“Yah but your surname is Jenkins,” his friend says through a mouthful of teeth. “That’s such a butler’s name!”

 

[crackerjack]

“I say ‘Conservative,’ you say ‘win’… Conservative!” “Win!” “Conservative!” “Win!”

I'll say one thing for these Tories - they have a marvellous sense of rhythm.

 

[Mr. Tea]

craner-cuts/cunts

Sounds like a line from a tongue-twister.

Edit: my turn!

I love these image-generator thingies - the Dawkins bus one was good, too.

 

[hucks]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ele...ron-made-to-look-like-Elvis-on-billboard.html

It's a bit annoying that the lyrics aren't quite right, but anyhow

 

[mos dan]

not everyone liked my piece

http://www.declanlyons.com/2009/12/small-minded-minority-dictating.html

"his favourite band is - without doubt - Radiohead".

i am also a huge fan of these image generators.. there was a bob dylan one where you got to change the words on the cards in the subterranean homesick blues video, that was superb.

my favourite cameron one is the dalek one i think

 

[Mr. Tea]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ele...ron-made-to-look-like-Elvis-on-billboard.html

It's a bit annoying that the lyrics aren't quite right, but anyhow

Ha, good one - they link to Beau Bo D'or (http://www.bbdo.co.uk/blog/archives/2176) who I used to know from my old days on b3ta. He does lots of good stuff like this.

 

[crackerjack]

not everyone liked my piece

http://www.declanlyons.com/2009/12/small-minded-minority-dictating.html

The piece itself is an account (heavily ficticious, I do not doubt)

I think you've just been libelled

 

[craner]

It would be even funnier if the spoof generator had been the brainchild of Charlie Whelan. Wait...

 

[crackerjack]

It would be even funnier if the spoof generator had been the brainchild of Charlie Whelan. Wait...

If Brown's bad boy had anything to do with that he's just gone right up in my estimation.

 

[john eden]

not everyone liked my piece

http://www.declanlyons.com/2009/12/small-minded-minority-dictating.html

"his favourite band is - without doubt - Radiohead".

"I have been a member of CF since 2006 and have never attended a function in which this takes place openly"

wtf?

 

[STN]

"None the less, Mr. Hancox has written a wonderful piece of imaginative text and I would encourage him to get in touch with Penguin publishers straight away."

oooooooooooooh badcuss!

 

[mos dan]

"None the less, Mr. Hancox has written a wonderful piece of imaginative text and I would encourage him to get in touch with Penguin publishers straight away."

oooooooooooooh badcuss!

wondering if i can get him to be my agent lol

the original blog post says 'the soul purpose is dodgy' - before a million people pointed out the typo and he changed it to 'sole'. what a typo though! a dodgy soul purpose! that is deep