Tory bastards

[sufi]

vote

?

 

[Leo]

?

yeah, when do tory party members vote?

 

[sufi]

right

How does the Tory leadership contest work?

The backbench 1922 Committee has set the rules and timetable for picking the next UK prime minister

www.theguardian.com

 

[Slothrop]

Has anyone done a handy explainer of how mental each of the candidates is? Like ranking them from the least to most mad or something?

 

[WashYourHands]

Truss is the most sociopathic, look at her dead eyed half-smile

Raab staying out lessens the dread for psychopathology but he’ll quaff any excrement provided by a decent cabinet posting

 

[Mr. Tea]

Has anyone done a handy explainer of how mental each of the candidates is? Like ranking them from the least to most mad or something?

The whole thing reminds me of conversations you might have had as a small child, along the lines of "If you were forced to eat to some poo, but it could be any kind of poo, which animal's poo would you eat?"

 

[Mellsman]

The whole thing reminds me of conversations you might have had as a small child, along the lines of "If you were forced to eat to some poo, but it could be any kind of poo, which animal's poo would you eat?"

Horse.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Horse.

Fair shout.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Is Tom Tugendhat officially horse poo now?

 

[Slothrop]

Truss is the most sociopathic, look at her dead eyed half-smile

I would have said that, but then there are a bunch of them that I'd never really heard of before last week, making me worry that they've just emerged from some sort of Transmetropolitan-style cloning farm for psychopaths and they're even worse.

 

[woops]

The whole thing reminds me of conversations you might have had as a small child, along the lines of "If you were forced to eat to some poo, but it could be any kind of poo, which animal's poo would you eat?"

civet

 

[Mr. Tea]

civet

Typical Francophile answer.

 

[Mr. Tea]

The stinkiest option possible.

 

[woops]

as everyone knows when a civet takes a crap it releases 500g of finely roasted and fragrant coffee beans

 

[Leo]

Who's the least-worst PM option?

 

[woops]

Who's the least-worst PM option?

putin

 

[Mr. Tea]

putin

There is something to be said for a total cunt who doesn't insult your intelligence by pretending not to be a total cunt.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Putin may like to talk about defending Mother Russia from all manner of nebulous enemies and the corresponding need to crush all dissent with a fist of iron, but at least he isn't wanking on about "hard-working families", "levelling up" and "building back better."

 

[woops]

There is something to be said for a total cunt who doesn't insult your intelligence by pretending not to be a total cunt.

the only honest politician

 

[Mr. Tea]

the only honest politician