Intoxication log

[Mr. Tea]

Physics supremacism is real @luka

No point trying to involve luka in this discussion, as he thinks all science is fake anyway.

 

[shakahislop]

bought a vape on my way home and when i left the shop a 14 year old on a bike asked for a toke on it, and when i wouldn't let him he followed me threatening to hit me with a crutch that he was carrying around until i got through my front door

 

[Mr. Tea]

bought a vape on my way home and when i left the shop a 14 year old on a bike asked for a toke on it, and when i wouldn't let him he followed me threatening to hit me with a crutch that he was carrying around until i got through my front door

This is like a 21st century Dickens vignette.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

bought a vape on my way home and when i left the shop a 14 year old on a bike asked for a toke on it, and when i wouldn't let him he followed me threatening to hit me with a crutch that he was carrying around until i got through my front door

At least he doesn't know where you live

 

[IdleRich]

So was this a chase type scenario or were you just walking along maintaining your cool with him hovering nearby just out of reach... or what?

 

[shakahislop]

So was this a chase type scenario or were you just walking along maintaining your cool with him hovering nearby just out of reach... or what?

he was pushing his bike along next to me engaging in a conversation which was about how much he wanted some nic, ways that he could smoke it through his shirt without it touching his lips, but mostly asking again and again if he could have my vape and me saying no in various different polite ways before he asked me if i wanted him to hit me with his crutch

 

[Mr. Tea]

he was pushing his bike along next to me engaging in a conversation which was about how much he wanted some nic, ways that he could smoke it through his shirt without it touching his lips, but mostly asking again and again if he could have my vape and me saying no in various different polite ways before he asked me if i wanted him to hit me with his crutch

"Thanks for the kind offer of a beating, but I must respectfully decline, good sir."

 

[Corpsey]

So drunk I thought 'i shouldn't be posting on dissensus'

 

[william_kent]

So drunk I thought 'i shouldn't be posting on dissensus'

do a top 100+, that's the spirit

 

[Corpsey]

There's that particular mental state

When you're out of your mind on booze and whizzpoppers

And you're calculating how to excuse yourself getting up late to work

Spice of life

 

[william_kent]

There's that particular mental state

When you're out of your mind on booze and whizzpoppers

And you're calculating how to excuse yourself getting up late to work

Spice of life

I'll deal with that tomorrow thank you

 

[Clinamenic]

The internet is my office, and the Negroni my intoxicant of choice.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Glass of Bucks Fizz with breakfast and now I'm enjoying a coffee with cream, hazelnut syrup and a dash of single malt. Start as you mean to go on.

Merry Christmas, you lovely bunch of cunts!

 

[Mr. Tea]

Bottle of Sam Smith's organic chocolate stout with lunch. Couple of glasses of Côtes du Rhône to tide me over through the afternoon. Sherry when the mother in law arrived. Now we're just finishing off the champagne. Amarone will be served with the beef in about half an hour.

 

[Mr. Tea]

"12 midnight: Hunter is ready to write."

 

[Mr. Tea]

Mimpsie bit of Chilean merlot to keep me going while the amarone is aerating.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Moved on to an excellent Canadian eiswein now.

 

[Clinamenic]

Go Tea Go!

 

[Mr. Tea]

Go Tea Go!

That's nine boozes so far. Will probably tap the Dalwhinnie I got for my birthday (single malt, not the one I had at breakfast in coffee) as a nightcap.

 

[Clinamenic]

I'm just two mimosas in, but I'm not sure how much more I plan on drinking today.