Overheard conversations/monologues

[william_kent]

20 minutes ago - a group of students were walking behind me

guy 1: "Did we not tell you about Blake's flatmate? He used to wank in the communal bathroom - into the sink!"
disgusted girl: "Urggh! Did he not feel ashamed?"
guy 2: "Some people get off on that though"

 

[luka]

@Corpsey

 

[Corpsey]

Not seen Blake in ages wonder how he is

 

[william_kent]

someone at work was talking about how they might have had some mushrooms while they were at Glastonbury and how Brian Wilson ( formerly from the beach boys) was on stage and he launched into an acapella and suddenly a flock of seagulls circled the stage and flew around but they left as soon as the band kicked back in...

they insisted that everyone else MUST have seen this, but we were a wee bit skeptical

 

[Murphy]

“IF I SEE THAT CUNT AGAIN JAMEH GUNNA BATTER MANDEM MEADOWS PUSSY CLAAAT PROPER, YA LISTEN MEHH!!!”

confused excitable fellow screaming at randoms and prostitutes on the crossroad of Mansfield Rd and Forest Rd, seemed committed enough to his cause