Are British people particularly ugly?

[craner]

If any of the rest of us, apart from Leo, had a friend who was a catwalk model we wouldn't have to "remember" the fact.

 

[craner]

Oh yeah, she's a supermodel as well, but she's just a mate to me.

 

[shiels]

I'm attracted to all sorts, but there's the freudian thing, types like yer ma.. pretty, small, dark haired women with dark eyes, evokes something that's deeply imprinted. It's a joke for my mates. anyone else have that?

 

[luka]

I'm attracted to all sorts, but there's the freudian thing, types like yer ma.. pretty, small, dark haired women with dark eyes, evokes something that's deeply imprinted. It's a joke for my mates. anyone else have that?

Craner and Barty are notorious for it

 

[luka]

They love their mums.

 

[shiels]

Jennifer Connelly in Labyrinth was the first fascination I remember and I haven't moved on since

 

[IdleRich]

"now I come to think of it"

He's not a model by career, he's just a) handsome and tall and b) friends with Agnes B so she put him in some shows.
I got another friend who was a model, opened catwalk for Gaultier, was hanging around with Grace Jones and stuff, you can see him in the video to Faster Love... his girlfriend said "I don't want you to spend so much time with all these women" so he packed it in and became a barman. Finnish guy six foot five - too big to be sexy in my mind.

 

[shiels]

If you line up my ex girlfriends it's quite funny, shallow, maybe even a bit sad.

 

[luka]

First one I can remember is Princess Adora.

 

[IdleRich]

and at 6'2", not a Portuguese midget either! our family is an anomaly, father and brother over 6 feet tall as well, maybe because the ancestors are from the Azores instead of the mainland. Azores were once a stopping-off point in the middle of the ocean for lots of international sea-farers, who knows what nationalities got mixed in along the way. When we went to Portugal, I towered over most people.

Exactly what I said!

 

[craner]

I was just teasing Rich, we're just all jealous of your international DJ lifestyle.

 

[version]

If any of the rest of us, apart from Leo, had a friend who was a catwalk model we wouldn't have to "remember" the fact.

What about Rich? He's always doing ket with the Sultan of Brunei or something.

 

[luka]

 

[luka]

What about Rich? He's always doing ket with the Sultan of Brunei or something.

That's what he meant. Senior moment. More tactful to ignore it. He's getting on in years.

 

[IdleRich]

I'm attracted to all sorts, but there's the freudian thing, types like yer ma.. pretty, small, dark haired women with dark eyes, evokes something that's deeply imprinted. It's a joke for my mates. anyone else have that?

Yer ma meaning... your literal mother?

 

[luka]

Yer ma meaning... your literal mother?

Yeah he fancies his mum. All his girlfriends have looked exactly like his mum.

 

[version]

I was just teasing Rich, we're just all jealous of your international DJ lifestyle.

He should change his name to InternationalRich.

 

[sadmanbarty]

err, not so much. but thanks for the thought.

and at 6'2", not a Portuguese midget either! When we went to Portugal, I towered over most people.

"no i'm not handsome, i'm just a massive warrior giant with a massive cock and the most beautiful pair of eyes that have ever graced god's earth"

 

[IdleRich]

But I am very lazy.

 

[luka]

Yeah he fancies his mum. All his girlfriends have looked exactly like his mum.

All his mates laugh at him about it.