sadmanbarty
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Craner and Barty are notorious for it
i fancy my mum, but not cos she's my mum, it's just because she's fucking sexy.
Craner and Barty are notorious for it
That's exactly what I read, I just wanted to double-check. I mine it's fine whatever. Do you ever like call them mum or mummy or whatever?Yeah he fancies his mum. All his girlfriends have looked exactly like his mum.
Then in my teens I caught my profile really clearly in a tx maxx changing room and had a stroke
That was probably a factor in them being selected to have photos taken of them in the first place though.
If this thread has turned into "a which is the fittest country?" discussion - I was going to say "degenerated" but I suppose it wasn't very high-minded in the first place - then I would have to say Iran. I've not been there but everyone I've met from there has been above averagely attractive at the very least, and some of them downright stunning.
You see those photos of young people in Iran in the 60s and 70s, before the revolution, and all the women look like they could be models or movie stars. The blokes are generally handsome too. Shame that when Iran is on the news in the West you usually just see a bunch of beardy old god-botherers in black robes and turbans.
Have you ever had S-E-X with an Iranian?
Nope. I'm very boring, all the women I've gone to bed with have been common or garden British types. Although if I remember rightly I did once snog a girl who was half Iranian (and, true to the stereotype, very pretty).
if she was half british he could have called her a ukranian
it would have been true to the stereotype if she was half pretty
I was thinking this as I typed it.
Of course this depends on all non-Iranians being ugly, which obviously isn't the case.
Edit: a better answer would be "She was, but fortunately it was the front half."