Keir Starmer

[Mr. Tea]

Hope they've genuinely managed this and haven't massaged the numbers somehow.

Sending out teams of burly clinical receptionists to drag healthy people in off the street and forcibly give them appointments they don't even need just to bump the numbers up.

 

[IdleRich]

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Which one is the wife?

 

[IdleRich]

'Keir Stalin' is quite funny though, you have to admit.

Someone on twitter had a name for him kinda like Thatcher-the-milk-snatcher but with about six or seven rhyming epithets attached to his name culminating in 'granny harmer' - I don't know what they thought of him though cos that used up their word allowance for the tweet.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Someone on twitter had a name for him kinda like Thatcher-the-milk-snatcher but with about six or seven rhyming epithets attached to his name culminating in 'granny harmer' - I don't know what they thought of him though cos that used up their word allowance for the tweet.

Well all the stories about him accepting corporate gifts and hospitality naturally suggest "greasy-palmer." The new inheritance tax on land makes "fucked-the-farmers" a no-brainer. Die-hard Corbynites like our very own @subvert47 no doubt consider him "worse-than-Dahmer", and while I personally doubt he has ever, in fact, bummed a llama, I suppose there is such a thing as poetic license.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Each appointment us 10 seconds long with most visits comprising hundreds of these appointments

 

[subvert47]

consider him "worse-than-Dahmer"

It's hard to get that worked up about him, he's so utterly useless. He diddled a 170+ majority with half a million fewer votes than in 2019 and is doing absolutely nothing with it but perpetuate Tory policies. Hardly anyone had any enthusiasm for him even before the election. And now no one at all does. Not even Polly Toynbee. He might as well be Nick Clegg.

 

[IdleRich]

Each appointment us 10 seconds long with most visits comprising hundreds of these appointments

Bonnie Blue is in the other thread

 

[Mr. Tea]

It's hard to get that worked up about him, he's so utterly useless. He diddled a 170+ majority with half a million fewer votes than in 2019 and is doing absolutely nothing with it but perpetuate Tory policies. Hardly anyone had any enthusiasm for him even before the election. And now no one at all does. Not even Polly Toynbee. He might as well be Nick Clegg.

I'm giving them until July to announce some policies that aren't totally shit and if they haven't then I'm going to jack in my membership and probably not bother voting again.

 

[version]

Given what's currently unfolding in the US, I reckon I'd vote Labour even if they do fuck all rather than abstain and risk Farage having a crack at power.

 

[hmg]

Never knew you were so pro war @vershy versh , no doubt you'll be posting your ballot from the Eastern front.

 

[hmg]

Does anybody know if the meeting between Starmer and Vance next week will be televised? I would pay to watch the latter clean the floor with the UK's leading wet wipe.

 

[shakahislop]

do you remember when version made a Gofundme for hamas?

 

[hmg]

Version proper hates ginger babies

 

[hmg]

"the right side of history"

 

[shakahislop]

I've got cat sick on my trousers

 

[IdleRich]

Given what's currently unfolding in the US, I reckon I'd vote Labour even if they do fuck all rather than abstain and risk Farage having a crack at power.

To me that's the only option. Compared to Johnson or Farage Starmer is a genius and a moral beacon so you gotta anyway.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Does anybody know if the meeting between Starmer and Vance next week will be televised? I would pay to watch the latter clean the floor with the UK's leading wet wipe.

There is nothing more pathetic than English in thrall to the Yanks

 

[shakahislop]

I can smell it but I have no way to change

 

[luka]

you only have one pair of trousers?

 

[Mr. Tea]

you only have one pair of trousers?

I think he means they were his last pair that were free of cat sick.