Captain Jack's Jewels

[vershy versh]

Sausage and brown sauce sandwich (Sainsbury's)

Maltesers

About to eat some weetabix

Probably don't deserve to live

 

[Clinamenic]

Let's keep it clean in the tags gentlemen.

That's an obvious invitation for the exact opposite.

 

[catalog]

It wasn't as it goes, I'm glad someone removed the nasty one

 

[luka]

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  Corpsey​

  
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[sufi]

Chris on a bike you can't quote any of the messages on choon of the day, presumably cos it's locked.

behave yourself ollie.

?

 

[catalog]

maybe different view for you sufi?

 

[luka]

Corpsey​

bandz ahoy

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[catalog]

why dont you do one for him, help him get started.

 

[luka]

"Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, but to be young was very heaven!"

 

[catalog]

what so they've put a mask on the metalheadz logo?

 

[catalog]

awful tune but i can see why corpsey loves it.

 

[Corpsey]

I think it's funnier and more interesting actually if you come up with my top 50/100/205 or whatever instead of me.

 

[luka]

I think it's funnier and more interesting actually if you come up with my top 50/100/205 or whatever instead of me.

i dont. the whole point is that we miss you.

 

[catalog]

he's replied!!!!!

 

[catalog]

i agree wholeheartedly with luke on this one. which is a first really. we alspo agree caberet voltaire were not that good. and that robert macfarlane is devil spawn.

 

[sus]

I'm really over all this Corpsey fawning. Oh, Corpsey gave me a react today, oh did Corpsey check the thread

No wonder he doesn't come back, there's no power struggle if you suck him off at first showing

Anyway, I've been here years, I've never seen Corpsey post anything interesting or worthy of attention, except for that story about retching in a schoolgirl outfit. All this alleged "highbrow" taste he has, I've never seen it. All I've seen are dirty teenage boy jokes, crude references to his penis, really disappointing stuff

 

[Corpsey]

That does bring up a good point

By withdrawing I command attention

It's called the withdrawal method heheheh

 

[woops]

I'm really over all this Corpsey fawning. Oh, Corpsey gave me a react today, oh did Corpsey check the thread

No wonder he doesn't come back, there's no power struggle if you suck him off at first showing

Anyway, I've been here years, I've never seen Corpsey post anything interesting or worthy of attention, except for that story about retching in a schoolgirl outfit. All this alleged "highbrow" taste he has, I've never seen it. All I've seen are dirty teenage boy jokes, crude references to his penis, really disappointing stuff

a day in the life of @Corpsey.

get up.
have a wank
it is now 3pm read a romantic poem and post it on dissensus
while on dissensus ignore invitation to have beer with @luka. feel sad and alone.
have another wank. it is now 7pm. eat tesco sandwich delivered by motorcycle courier
take drugs delivered by motorcycle courier.
have a wank. it is now 1am. take drugs
cry self to sleep

i'm not being horrible this is 100% based on his own descriptions of himself

 

[Corpsey]

That's all quite true though

Here's another true thing: I've got a rubber vagina drying next to the dishes right now

 

[sus]

Years ago I was briefly involved with someone who seemed, prematurely, like the partner of my dreams. We lounged around easily and had what seemed like brilliant, inexhaustible conversations. When we were together, I felt suspended in a spit bubble of total delight. The fling escalated quickly and, sensing that the intensity had outpaced his feelings, he pulled back. Naturally, that only intensified my feelings. One night, after spending too much time decoding an uninspiring text exchange, I went for a walk to cool my head. Somewhere near the Pratt sculpture garden I felt the stirrings of my intuition, telling me Try not to worry so much, this is going to be a significant relationship in your life.

The relationship skidded to a halt soon after that