...and then he came back later on his own and said "i am having a torrid affair with one of my muslim students, can you write a poem for us, please?"he was there with his class, probably GCSE age, and asked me to write a poem for his wife, so I wrote, nice wifey, love you, pretty, little kind wifie and he said thank you and paid me
“Nice muslim student, love you, pretty, little kind muslim student”...and then he came back later on his own and said "i am having a torrid affair with one of my muslim students, can you write a poem for us, please?"
Your specialist areas!ive also had requests to write about darkweb porn and bulgarian escorts
Entry-level fnarr fnarrThe Twittosphere is rife with rumours that Prince William is into pegging. Unfortunately I think you only have to look at him to know he's far too boring even for that sort of fairly entry-level kink.
There's not much I'd put past Harry, OTOH.
whoa whoa whoa, don't be lumping footwear into this mess. i got a pair of these for 50 quid from zalando and they're well comfy
extremly horned up off these sensuous junts
The Conservative MP Neil O’Brien asked: “Why should hard-working taxpayers in my constituency have to pay for an academic to write about his experiences masturbating to Japanese porn?”
Explaining his “methodology” Mr Andersson said: “In short: I would masturbate in the same way that my research participants did it.
“After each masturbation session I would write down my thoughts and feelings - a kind of critical self-reflection - in a notebook, as well as details about which material I had used, where I had done it, at what time, and for how long.
“I would not be allowed to have any other sexual relief during this ‘fieldwork’ in my own sexuality: no regular porn, no sex with another person, no fantasies or memories - it had to be shota every time.”
This is EXACTLY the right place to post this sort of thing.University investigates PhD student’s paper on masturbating to comics of ‘young boys’
University berated for allowing ‘PhD in masturbation’
not sure if this is the right place to post, but there's a bit of a fuss going on about whether masturbating to drawings of 'cute young boys' is an acceptable research methodology - a peer reviewed journal, Qualitative Research, published a paper titled “I am not alone – we are all alone: Using masturbation as an ethnographic method in research on shota subculture in Japan", but people have noticed and are getting all hot under the collar
the peer reviewed paper has since disappeared from Qualitative Research
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University investigates PhD student’s paper on masturbating to comics of ‘young boys’
University berated for allowing ‘PhD in masturbation’
not sure if this is the right place to post, but there's a bit of a fuss going on about whether masturbating to drawings of 'cute young boys' is an acceptable research methodology - a peer reviewed journal, Qualitative Research, published a paper titled “I am not alone – we are all alone: Using masturbation as an ethnographic method in research on shota subculture in Japan", but people have noticed and are getting all hot under the collar
the peer reviewed paper has since disappeared from Qualitative Research
View attachment 12558
That sounds like a bad combo. For one thing, you might get confused and snort some caviar.I saw a woman taking her young kids to the supermarket the other day and her t-shirt said Cocaine and Caviar