MILF Manor

[pattycakes_]

I'd watch that. I also imagine Craner would be a real catch for ladies of a certain age.

Craner being devoured by some ravenous Real Housewives of Orange County type

 

[WashYourHands]

Craner being devoured by some ravenous Real Housewives of Merthyr Tydfil type

 

[shakahislop]

i dare someone to make DILF Manor

 

[Leo]

Craner being devoured by some ravenous Real Housewives of Orange County type

If she was a high-end real estate agent, he'd be in heaven.

 

[version]

tapped a mate’s mum, she was 40 and I was 21, easy pickings at the pub, he knows now too

Are you still mates?

 

[pattycakes_]

If she was a high-end real estate agent, he'd be in heaven.

Voice quivering, audible gulps, trying to make small talk about obscure Italian cinema while she's determinedly unbuttoning his baby blue Paul Smith shirt

 

[WashYourHands]

Are you still mates?

Not if I forward email him the first YT clip, which seems entirely appropriate at this juncture

 

[version]

Corpsey's doing everything he can to avoid this thread.

 

[IdleRich]

the slow seeping of porn into the mainstream is an interesting development i think.

Maybe not that slow but yeah. On Saturday I had some people round for dinner and we were talking about anal bleaching (after dinner) - Wikipedia says it was porn stars that did it first - which makes perfect sense of course - and, thinking about it, I reckon is maybe the first thing I've heard of that originated in porn (as opposed to say Brazilians which may have been popularised therein) to, er, penetrate the mainstream. Porn leading rather than following?

It's a weird, almost invisible subculture where apparently everyone is watching it, but on their own, so people don't really know anything beyond their own experience of it. I think that this hidden nature contributes to insecurities arising from it, cos if seeing lots of bleached ani makes you feel uncomfortable about yours, you can hardly check lots of others to see how you match up.

 

[IdleRich]

Also MILF Manor - is it a cockney thing or does it take place in a big house?

 

[IdleRich]

tapped a mate’s mum, she was 40 and I was 21, easy pickings at the pub, he knows now too

I bet he found out ten secs after when you phoned him and started laughing down the phone.

 

[Clinamenic]

Calm down, Stan. MILFs don't give a shit about blockchain.

You clearly haven't been to the conferences I've been to.

 

[version]

Cougar Conference.

 

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[Mr. Tea]

This thread makes me wish nomadologist still posted here. She'd have had a field day.

 

[DannyL]

I genuinely can't watch this programmes. The combination of boredom and savage mortifying embarrassment is just too much for me.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I genuinely can't watch this programmes. The combination of boredom and savage mortifying embarrassment is just too much for me.

And you can get as much of those things as you want right here, any day of the week.

 

[pattycakes_]

Big of you to admit that about yourself, Tea.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Big of you to admit that about yourself, Tea.

Pattycakes? More like cattycakes!