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- a born catholic convert burzum bearskin corpseys bum passage filled up with wine gums dagger drinking dreadlock chic father i wish to confess hasidic tunneler gang from real life brooklyn holy sacrament inshallah jack against the law! jack before the law jamaican voodoo gang from predator 2 kneeling and sobbing moorish astromagic gang from arbol de guernica pious frotting sacred structure the life of an orthodox satanist you're talking about things i haven't done yet zeal of the convert
Corpsey
bandz ahoy
If I were called in
To construct a religion
I should make use of water.
Going to church
Would entail a fording
To dry, different clothes;
My litany would employ
Images of sousing,
A furious devout drench,
And I should raise in the east
A glass of water
Where any-angled light
Would congregate endlessly.
To construct a religion
I should make use of water.
Going to church
Would entail a fording
To dry, different clothes;
My litany would employ
Images of sousing,
A furious devout drench,
And I should raise in the east
A glass of water
Where any-angled light
Would congregate endlessly.
craner
Beast of Burden
Some useful reading for the new convert:
www.quranexplorer.com
islamqa.info
www.remojo.com
What islam says about Pornography
On the World Wide Web today, more than 4% of the websites contains adult content and 20% of mobile searches consist of porn.
www.quranexplorer.com
Is Watching Porn Haram? - Islam Question & Answer
Watching porn is haram in Islam; it is a disease, not a remedy. The one who does that is afflicted and he should seek to remedy himself by repenting and giving it up, not by making up excuses for himself.
islamqa.info
Is Porn Haram? And Other Questions Related To The Islamic View of Pornography
Our Muslim team members share answers from the Qur'an, Sunnah and scholarly opinions
www.remojo.com
craner
Beast of Burden
WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
fail you may, sail you must
WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
go the central Asian Nurmagomedov/Islam Makhachev route, take up residency and train all out for 5 years, hit UFC and make history while citing scripture at length
sailing the Caspian Sea after gaining honorary قائد المنتخب accreditation for taking out *insert foolish American, tko first round
sailing the Caspian Sea after gaining honorary قائد المنتخب accreditation for taking out *insert foolish American, tko first round
other_life
bioconfused
Numogramedov
WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
qualify and play rugby for Georgia, learn the dark arts of front row scrummaging followed by a ground breaking magnum opus on props, set-piece play and the journey from Oxford's fields of wheat to becoming a world-beating severe beast in the tight-5
the choice is yours
the choice is yours
WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Rigged. We want the truth.
WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
multitasking and couldn't paste to Georgia's burgundy/purple, then thought you have to let St George and the red rose have some unbiased focus to incentivise when it comes to articles of faith
WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
choose Rugby, Jack
put aside class anxieties and embrace early onset dementia
put aside class anxieties and embrace early onset dementia
not true
• Intoxicants – A Sikh must not take hemp (cannabis), opium, liquor, tobacco, cocaine, narcotics, etc. In short, any intoxicant is not allowed.
also he can't eat kebabs when he becomes Sikh
• Eating the meat of an animal slaughtered the Muslim or Jewish way (Kutha meat).[3] This is the absolute minimum required by all initiated Sikhs. Although vegetarianism is practiced and recommended by some Sikhs, many Sikhs refrain from eating non-vegetarian food, and believe all should follow this diet. This is due to various social, cultural, political, and familial aspects. As such, there has always been major disagreement among Sikhs over the issue of eating non-vegetarian food. Sikhs following the rahit (code of conduct) of the Damdami Taksal & AKJ also subscribe to this view. The Akali Nihangs have traditionally eaten meat and are famous for performing Jhatka.[4][5][6][7] Thus, there is a wide range of views that exist on the issue of a proper "Sikh diet" in the Panth. Nonetheless, all Sikhs agree with the minimum consensus that meat slaughtered via the Muslim (Halal), Jewish (Shechita) methods or any other religiously slaughtered way, is strictly against Sikh principles.
maybe he doesn't like kebab though. maybe sikhism is the religion compatible with British imperialism when it comes to meat consumption.
Some useful reading for the new convert:
What islam says about Pornography
On the World Wide Web today, more than 4% of the websites contains adult content and 20% of mobile searches consist of porn.
Is Watching Porn Haram? - Islam Question & Answer
Watching porn is haram in Islam; it is a disease, not a remedy. The one who does that is afflicted and he should seek to remedy himself by repenting and giving it up, not by making up excuses for himself.
Is Porn Haram? And Other Questions Related To The Islamic View of Pornography
Our Muslim team members share answers from the Qur'an, Sunnah and scholarly opinions
I mean this is why your ancestors didn't suffer from premature ejaculation. but then you sided with the anglos.