MOST EVIL SUBSTANCE

[version]

PICK YOUR POISON.

 

[version]

Oil seems the obvious one to me, but sugar's the one I feel the most animosity towards.

 

[luka]

theyre all pretty evil except oil but im voting booze cos of how it makes you fat, sloppy, stupid, peevish, self-pitying, boorish

 

[version]

If Peter Hitchens were still posting here, he'd vote 'Other' and say 'Weed'.

 

[version]

except oil

Oil is definitely evil. It's made out of dead things, destroys the environment, and fuels THE WAR MACHINE.

 

[luka]

booze is insidious. you sort of hardly notice it. your moods keep getting worse. you've less and less energy. your mind is dulled. you become clumsy, splill things, break things, you have a perpetual hangover which you mistake for reality.

 

[sus]

Opium because it stands for / is the closest thing we have towards wireheading, which is a form of degenerate play. (Play which degenerates the game, i.e. which if taken to its logical conclusion is self-annihilating).

 

[WashYourHands]

Sugar, not to get all Dadsnet but wtf, insidious presence everywhere

 

[sus]

Oil is amazing oil is so incredible it's the nearest thing we have to a proof for the evidence of a benevolent God

 

[luka]

Oil is definitely evil. It's made out of dead things, destroys the environment, and fuels THE WAR MACHINE.

well, you should have made it clear you meant that. everything else is something you ingest so i thought you meant olive oil, sunflower oil etc. stupid including crude oil. ridiculous.

 

[version]

Opium because it stands for / is the closest thing we have towards wireheading, which is a form of degenerate play. (Play which degenerates the game, i.e. which if taken to its logical conclusion is self-annihilating).

Elaborate, brother.

 

[sus]

Oil is definitely evil. It's made out of dead things, destroys the environment, and fuels THE WAR MACHINE.

All energy fuels the war machine, you don't call wheat evil

Although wheat tbh since it agriculturized and sedentarized us is arguably more evil than oil

 

[version]

well, you should have made it clear you meant that. everything else is something you ingest so i thought you meant olive oil, sunflower oil etc. stupid including crude oil. ridiculous.

It's true, but I couldn't think of anything else that wasn't ingested. Gold? Diamonds?

 

[sus]

Elaborate, brother.

It's like masturbation. Pursuits of short term pleasure that in the long term destroy an organism (i.e. complex unfolding pattern im the environment) to not reproduce. To become a terminus. An end rather than a means.

 

[version]

you don't call wheat evil

 

[luka]

i remember feeling troubled when idle rich (RIP brother, always in our thoghts) said there was nothing wrong with feeling good all the time as a defence of opiates. youre cutting off all your feedback when you do that and cant course correct

 

[version]

well, you should have made it clear you meant that. everything else is something you ingest so i thought you meant olive oil, sunflower oil etc. stupid including crude oil. ridiculous.

Some people do have a thing about 'seed oils', actually.

 

[luka]

cocaine is something which is very palapably satanic. you can feel it cutting you off from the god-server when you do it. it severs the connection and plugs you into a satanic one instead.

 

[luka]

Some people do have a thing about 'seed oils', actually.

yeah i know. i thought it might have been a joke about that.

 

[version]

Oil is amazing oil is so incredible it's the nearest thing we have to a proof for the evidence of a benevolent God

Spoken like a true cultist. You've been touched by The Slick God, son.