MOST EVIL SUBSTANCE

[luka]

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too nice, as in the perfect product outside of microwaveable crap that you can lob in the oven at short notice

 

[hmg]

Also on Team Oil is Amazing

 

[Mr. Tea]

Surprised, and a little disappointed if I'm honest, not to see THE VAXX as one of the options.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Copium

 

[luka]

biscuits you have to tweak the act so it's more appetising on an aesthetic level at least. you can't use words like copium. it's disgusting.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Copium

Very hard to get real copium these days. The nearest you're likely to get is some off-label cope-roxamol.

 

[wg-]

All depends on the life experience i guess but i would say the three to six months where sniff really had a proper hold of me were by far the worst I've had. Had the odd lapse since then but nothing in a long while now. Sort of half-admire how easily it creeps back in

Never done brown or similar though i would imagine it's far far worse

Driving is great i love oil

 

[mixed_biscuits]

biscuits you have to tweak the act so it's more appetising on an aesthetic level at least. you can't use words like copium. it's disgusting.

Looks like we've got a neoloschism.

 

[Murphy]

Bacon to be added to the list pls

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Bacon to be added to the list pls

Beacons of bacon beckon.

 

[version]

I've just eaten a large bar of chocolate and could easily eat another.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I've just eaten a large bar of chocolate and could easily eat another.

Steady on there, John Belushi!

 

[luka]

that is pretty disgusting at 9am but on the other hand he probably hasnt slept

 

[version]

 

[IdleRich]

i remember feeling troubled when idle rich (RIP brother, always in our thoghts) said there was nothing wrong with feeling good all the time as a defence of opiates. youre cutting off all your feedback when you do that and cant course correct

Did I?

 

[luka]

Yes

 

[IdleRich]

I've never had withdrawals from them, but I can see how people end up hooked. They're the perfect drug. I remember taking some at a party and it was like going straight to that sweet spot after a couple of drinks where everything feels good.

Donna made a fake valium prescription for her non-existent dog Alma (soul) which was very sadly dying painfully of cancer and needed valium to lessen the pain. She just kept changing the date and it would work again and again even though it asked for more tablets than they were legally allowed to give out at one go which should surely have raised suspicions. If they queried it she would send an email from a fake account pretending to be the vet and if that didn't work she just go to another pharmacy. She ate them like smarties except when she was snorting them.

 

[IdleRich]

I miss benzos actually; valium, xanax, rivotril etc

I snorted a load of rivotril and slept for like 14 hours. When I woke up i had about a thousand missed calls and all these messages saying I'm locked out why are you ghosting me? When I left the flat there was weird pile of clothes outside the door. What the fuck is this? Obviously it was Donna sleeping in the corridor, seems she tried to kick the door in and neighbours called the police but I slept in delicious ecstasy right through the whole thing.

 

[Murphy]

Only drug range I miss

When you have clients with benzo-affected breathing it’s so distinct you can’t un-hear it, like a vast cosmic duvet saying “it’s really really comfortable here, come and get cosy”

 

[IdleRich]

Yeah, snort a couple valium, have a couple of large whiskeys and relax, just lovely.