MOST EVIL SUBSTANCE

[Murphy]

Cigs are a religion

Every culture on earth has a shrine for their charms

 

[luka]

i always get those ones or i get the own brand ones the co-op and marks and spencer do that are refrigerated not frozen. french frys. fat oven chips dont work. its a proven fact.

 

[Murphy]

I always have a stash under lasagne trays and frozen curries, brood know I count every serving

highly more-ish, heavily salted, fuckin hungry nowwww

 

[Murphy]

Chunky oven chips are the devil’s work

 

[Murphy]

Fuck it, lunch break is double egg and chips

 

[luka]

have some buttered bread with that

 

[version]

Fuck it, lunch break is double egg and chips

It's almost midnight.

 

[Murphy]

Aye nights innit

 

[version]

have some buttered bread with that

You're always saying this. After scoring a goal in five-a-side. As you hit the final key on a poem.

 

[luka]

it's good to eat buttered bread. specially with chips. specially with fried eggs. that's a fact and you know it.

 

[Murphy]

if you’re gonna do evil carbs you need a carb mop for the finale

 

[Murphy]

rack up a few lines of aspartame and woohoo

 

[Murphy]

Even sugar gets degraded to high fructose corn syrup, one area Europe just about averted

Back to the quotidian grind before Biscetti goes full vaxx

 

[sus]

The most evil substance is estrogen

 

[sus]

The most evil substance is oxygen. Lead to a planet wide extinction and fueled a war machine of unprecedented scale.

 

[sus]

The most evil substance is capsaicin, mammals were never supposed to eat that shit, spice is a mistake

 

[Clinamenic]

The most evil substance is Fernet Branca.

 

[shakahislop]

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[Murphy]

too nice, as in the perfect product outside of microwaveable crap that you can lob in the oven at short notice

 

[Mr. Tea]

i remember feeling troubled when idle rich (RIP brother, always in our thoghts) said there was nothing wrong with feeling good all the time as a defence of opiates. youre cutting off all your feedback when you do that and cant course correct

Worst thing about opioids is the fucking constipation.