Kid Charlemagne is Pussy Whipped
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- a leek inserted in corpseys bumhole boy scout ted bundy 2.0 craner's famous anus dissensus dating tips kid charlemagne's balls ground into dust leave the kid alone! misogyny 101 neg you for a microaggression now available as a podcast pegging by a.i play misty for me sister's best friend who you've known for years sweet innocence and old english druggies the dudes discuss dudettes the kind of thing someone else writes about you the lads discuss ladies the playboy life what would clint do wisen up kid
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Or by an insane loser who apparently considers you his mortal enemy for the crime of existing.
Murphy
cat malogen
have you been dogging @kid charlemagne ?
you don’t have to worry about feelings but you lot have billions of guns which is its own problem, remember hpv hep and rubbers
you don’t have to worry about feelings but you lot have billions of guns which is its own problem, remember hpv hep and rubbers
PLEASE STOP, I REALLY LIKE BOTH YOU GUYS AND IT BREAKS MY HEART
Murphy
cat malogen
just roll down CVS, buy a box of condoms
go out tonight with packets of them and just give em away and I bet you pull
like bills in stripper underwear, just sow through showing the rest you’re thinking of EVERYONE’S safety and a vulnerable person will definitely think fuck it
go out tonight with packets of them and just give em away and I bet you pull
like bills in stripper underwear, just sow through showing the rest you’re thinking of EVERYONE’S safety and a vulnerable person will definitely think fuck it
Murphy
cat malogen
I’m not responding, coaching kid c is way more fun
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Oh I've had the sad, mad old cunt on ignore for months. If he wants to keep posting photos of me he's found on other sites or digging up posts I wrote here in 2008 then he's welcome to.
Murphy
cat malogen
Short back and sides will sort anyone out, go for a full wet shave at the barber
Dont think looking like you don’t care how you look is fooling any female, so keep it shirts, boot cuts jeans none of this weird skinny Jean bollocks and boots
All of these females, if they exist, are gossiping about you too kid, hate to break it to you - good with hands or tongue is usually code for lost erection/droopy, it’s ok, @sus has access to drugs
Dont think looking like you don’t care how you look is fooling any female, so keep it shirts, boot cuts jeans none of this weird skinny Jean bollocks and boots
All of these females, if they exist, are gossiping about you too kid, hate to break it to you - good with hands or tongue is usually code for lost erection/droopy, it’s ok, @sus has access to drugs
Murphy
cat malogen
A decent shirt can last 15, 20 years, treat yourself before you wreck yourself
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what do you think @malelesbian ? oh right chew for four hours, fucked jaw, safe
ignore @malelesbian @kid charlemagne and @germaphobian too you can tell lives with mother and practices romans in the mirror most nights on special brew, @mixed_biscuits can show you fuckin graphs or revive the Wuhan threads and tip everyone over edge
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what do you think @malelesbian ? oh right chew for four hours, fucked jaw, safe
ignore @malelesbian @kid charlemagne and @germaphobian too you can tell lives with mother and practices romans in the mirror most nights on special brew, @mixed_biscuits can show you fuckin graphs or revive the Wuhan threads and tip everyone over edge
Murphy
cat malogen
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It can still be a sort of weird though.
like someone you haven't talk to in literally decades reaching out and the first thing they do is launch into talking about sex - I don't pick up on clues very well so you're going to have to be blunt - are you down to pound or not?
but what really fucked me up is after my most recent move, when I was digging through an old box, and I saw an old postcard from decades ago from someone where she's excited to currently be in the uk and going to see laurent garnier, and then I made the dumb ass mistake of looking her up
she was one of the first people i met on the internet back in 94 through irc - we sort of had a connection and I went to her city to visit a few times, but for various reasons and miscommunications and apparently misunderstandings, it didn't go anywhere
anyway, she's now an artist of some note that's been featured in various magazines and such, and has a nice little family and everything, and weirdly, coincidentally lives in a country that I used to talk about a lot wanting to visit some day - and it's not that I even have feelings for her because I knew back then it would never work because I wasn't her intellectual equal - just something about it really hit me about how great she has it and I'm still the same completely useless schmuck that i've always been
Murphy
cat malogen
This crew did me a pair of bootcuts in deep green denim (colour request fulfilled) for a sweet price
Get on it kid
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Murphy
cat malogen
Don’t dress like Steve Jobs
Turtle necks are for old men and swingers, unless it’s a submariner/wool in blue in which case see point above about value and time lasting plus east coast winters brrr
get a submariners sweater and you’ll have it long after skirt chasing years are done
Turtle necks are for old men and swingers, unless it’s a submariner/wool in blue in which case see point above about value and time lasting plus east coast winters brrr
get a submariners sweater and you’ll have it long after skirt chasing years are done
Murphy
cat malogen
Divorce = half of everything, ask Linebruv she probably took his favourite records too and he’s still holding it down (not making light of how shit a divorce is, been there, what a slog)
Step up or step off, Kid, you could be dead any moment, just any conversation too early with ‘ring’ in it run, run fast
Step up or step off, Kid, you could be dead any moment, just any conversation too early with ‘ring’ in it run, run fast