Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
hey, give her some credit - at least they had a date first!
nothing weirder than being stalked by people you don't even know!
Or by an insane loser who apparently considers you his mortal enemy for the crime of existing.
 

Murphy

cat malogen
whole city ahead of you and you’re spinning out over whether lasses are particularly interested yet?

If it’s serious, act serious, if it’s play (which most of this is) then play the game son, get stuck right in

if not now, when? if not you, who?
 

Murphy

cat malogen
just roll down CVS, buy a box of condoms

go out tonight with packets of them and just give em away and I bet you pull

like bills in stripper underwear, just sow through showing the rest you’re thinking of EVERYONE’S safety and a vulnerable person will definitely think fuck it
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
PLEASE STOP, I REALLY LIKE BOTH YOU GUYS AND IT BREAKS MY HEART
Oh I've had the sad, mad old cunt on ignore for months. If he wants to keep posting photos of me he's found on other sites or digging up posts I wrote here in 2008 then he's welcome to.
 

Murphy

cat malogen
Short back and sides will sort anyone out, go for a full wet shave at the barber

Dont think looking like you don’t care how you look is fooling any female, so keep it shirts, boot cuts jeans none of this weird skinny Jean bollocks and boots

All of these females, if they exist, are gossiping about you too kid, hate to break it to you - good with hands or tongue is usually code for lost erection/droopy, it’s ok, @sus has access to drugs
 

Murphy

cat malogen
A decent shirt can last 15, 20 years, treat yourself before you wreck yourself


what do you think @malelesbian ? oh right chew for four hours, fucked jaw, safe

ignore @malelesbian @kid charlemagne and @germaphobian too you can tell lives with mother and practices romans in the mirror most nights on special brew, @mixed_biscuits can show you fuckin graphs or revive the Wuhan threads and tip everyone over edge
 

Murphy

cat malogen
If you’re dating regularly, before you know it spring will be here, spring is layers not a Rick Wakeman nonce coat

 

0bleak

Well-known member
The Kid's posts in the last few pages make me really glad I grew up before social media as such really existed.

It can still be a sort of weird though.
like someone you haven't talk to in literally decades reaching out and the first thing they do is launch into talking about sex - I don't pick up on clues very well so you're going to have to be blunt - are you down to pound or not?

but what really fucked me up is after my most recent move, when I was digging through an old box, and I saw an old postcard from decades ago from someone where she's excited to currently be in the uk and going to see laurent garnier, and then I made the dumb ass mistake of looking her up
she was one of the first people i met on the internet back in 94 through irc - we sort of had a connection and I went to her city to visit a few times, but for various reasons and miscommunications and apparently misunderstandings, it didn't go anywhere
anyway, she's now an artist of some note that's been featured in various magazines and such, and has a nice little family and everything, and weirdly, coincidentally lives in a country that I used to talk about a lot wanting to visit some day - and it's not that I even have feelings for her because I knew back then it would never work because I wasn't her intellectual equal - just something about it really hit me about how great she has it and I'm still the same completely useless schmuck that i've always been
 

Murphy

cat malogen
Don’t dress like Steve Jobs

Turtle necks are for old men and swingers, unless it’s a submariner/wool in blue in which case see point above about value and time lasting plus east coast winters brrr

get a submariners sweater and you’ll have it long after skirt chasing years are done
 

Murphy

cat malogen
Divorce = half of everything, ask Linebruv she probably took his favourite records too and he’s still holding it down (not making light of how shit a divorce is, been there, what a slog)

Step up or step off, Kid, you could be dead any moment, just any conversation too early with ‘ring’ in it run, run fast
 
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