ja, so here we have benny bunter, legendary dissensus grandpa, thinking he is cool underground raver from berlin because liking tech house garbage, like minimal ikea furniture music—so empty you can putting anything there but nobody even notice because so boring and beige. seriously, every tune same same kick-snare-kick-snare with little bleep-bloop noises made by laptop guy who never leave apartment because afraid of actual party with real music like drexciya or jeff mills, too much existential fear from real techno with rhythm variation. probably flashcore giving you stroke, BPM higher than your blood pressure after little coffee from starbucks you drinking when listen podcast from defected records, pretending you discovering deep new track nobody heard before.
and cologne acid? nein, impossible for benny, too complicated having actual bassline and groove instead of same boring flatline beep beep beep for pensioners trying pretend still relevant but never dancing because knees already fucked from standing still in ibiza tech house club. music forum now is hospice care for taste like yours, slow dying from boredom, rest in peace because no future there, ja?
maybe you try literature thread better, pretend reading some sad book recommended by guardian newspaper, telling us is really changing your life, ja, now you real intellectual, very deep insight about human condition, like tech house—empty and no point at all.
