Pointless But It Does My Head In

[Martin Dust]

I know a lot of people will disagree with this one, but pirate radio djs do my head in.

I get sick of the shouts and the rewinds after 10 mins - just play the tunes! I know that it's part of the whole culture and all that, but really some pirate djs should just STFU. Everytime I tune in to see whats on I get annoyed really quickly, so I can't be bothered anymore.

Anybody else with me on this one?

*Nods and shrugs*

 

[Martin Dust]

Posh people slumming it - prada dress and dunlop wellies, welcome to Glasto

 

[Mr. Tea]

Posh people slumming it - prada dress and dunlop wellies, welcome to Glasto

See also: Bob Geldof's irritatingly studied scruffiness, passim.

 

[noel emits]

Vile. Cunt.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Eeuurgh. They look like they've just copped off, FFS.

 

[Martin Dust]

See also: Bob Geldof's irritatingly studied scruffiness, passim.

Very much so.

 

[STN]

Adult bikes on pavement, accompanied with scowl when they nearly hit you. This is so comprehensively the wrong reaction, you fucking six-year-olds!

 

[Martin Dust]

People who drive in the middle lane of the M1.

 

[RobJC]

People who drive in the middle lane of the M1.

Agreed - its a middle class problem that requires middle class solutions - set up a poster campaign and middle-lane driving amnesty now.

 

[Martin Dust]

Agreed - its a middle class problem that requires middle class solutions - set up a poster campaign and middle-lane driving amnesty now.

It really fucks me off for some reason

 

[Client Eastwood]

anyone who uses more than one plastic cup per day at the works water cooler. really fecks me off.

people at work who point to an empty chair (but dont speak) to mean the question 'where is X ?' - open your mouth and talk you git !

coffee drinkers who cant make a decent cup of tea.

yes, im a bit hungover and at work.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Yeah, what is it with people who can't make tea? It's not like it's difficult, or requires specialised equipment or anything (unlike decent coffee, I mean).

 

[noel emits]

It's not just about the method though is it? I reckon you could make measurements of the proportions, sequence and timing of making a good cup of tea and someone without the tea gene would still balls it up.

 

[Pestario]

I make shit tea. Do not hate me. I can't help it.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I make shit tea. Do not hate me. I can't help it.

I'm moved to pity, rather than hate. Master Yoda taught me well.

 

[fokse vektaire xeven]

yes, im a bit hungover and at work.

christ, i was considering going back to 9-5 but this has really put me off.

people bellowing incomprehensible but presumably insulting shit at you from rapidly passing cars- what the fuck is up with that? i really can't understand why anyone would want to do this at all.

 

[noel emits]

Seagulls in Brighton really are the devil's spawn. They cackle incessantly day and night and some of the noises they make are completely unnatural. They are starting to sound like apes, it's not right.

My fucking neighbour has absolutely no business complaining about music playing at 3 o'clock on a hot Wednesday afternoon with this shit going on, not to mention the pub right across the road where they drink outside until 11 every night. Where does the silly bitch think she is? Don't move to the centre of Brighton if you want total peace and quiet fuckhead. What's more anti-social, playing music at a moderate level on what is a very a noisy street, or throwing stones at someone's window and insisting they go downstairs to be lectured at by some little madam straight out of teacher training college?

 

[Martin Dust]

B-Right-On

 

[noel emits]

B-Shat-On more like.

 

[mistersloane]

They are starting to sound like apes, it's not right.

Seagulls in Namibia bark like dogs, it really did my head in.