Pointless But It Makes Me Chuckle to Myself

[Local Authority]

Holy shit, I just clicked to a random point and got a bunch of idiotically grinning High Priestesses (who I'm sure don't have the excuse of actually being high) releasing some burning globe things that slowly ascend into the air, with a voiceover about how "we are all of one heart". Ca. 17:00 if you're interested.

It's like Avatar only worse because you know it's not CGI. Jim, how the fuck did you put up with that for 3 HOURS?

My girlfriend wanted to go and do loads of acid, glad she's forgotten about it now. It's what I imagine Butlins to be in about 30 years.

Does anyone know if everyone kills themselves at the end?

 

[Mr. Tea]

You cannot kill that which is already dead

True, but shotguns and flamethrowers generally do the trick IIRC.

 

[baboon2004]

The other week I was looking at buying some sort of gothic chalice from amazon. i've now recieved an email suggesting products that might be to my taste. This is one of them.

Here is a review:

you have to buy it. why do you not have one too?

 

[IdleRich]

Leon Knight commentating on his own goals. "I touched that one like I touch my girl... delicate" - although somehow I find that hard to imagine.

 

[viktorvaughn]

Football X fixed gear bikes =

 

[Leo]

from an article about twitter being down

“I’m losing my mind!” Matt Gio wrote at mashable.com. “I have so much to talk about today and I have an important blog post scheduled.”

 

[e/y]

comments of NME readers enraged at the inclusion of Fix Up Look Sharp in the top 20 greatest tracks list: http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/64427

fix up look sharp > a day in the life? oh come on

And the entire song was just a sample with rapping over it.

The strokes/ arctic monkeys/libertines/whitestripes/anyone has more musical talent in there little toe than dizzy rascal.

really, dizzy rascal s tune is 9th best tune of last 60 years. am I really missing sumthing. I am going to have to re listen to it I think. to be honest I get depressed when I read these nme lists. they seem to have sum point to prove that new music is as great as it ever has been so you include the odd mumford and sons or sum other average crap. its bollacks and everyone knows it. sorry dizzy you are a half decent rapper.

you're saying 'fix up look sharp' is better than anything zeppelin or hendrix or the beatles released?

 

[slowtrain]

every song ever mentioned on nme is shite

 

[Mr. Tea]

Does a good song somehow become a bad song if NME mentions it?

 

[Mr. Tea]

They made their intentions clear when they called themselves ENEMY

Ha, I've always thought that.

 

[Leo]

http://savethesounds.info/

 

[zhao]

honestly don't remember the last time i was so giddy and rushing over to this thread

 

[Mr. Tea]

Absolutely spot on:

 

[blacktulip]

Depp-dating temptress. =)

 

[Mr. Tea]

 

[Mr. Tea]

Today's featured article

Olivia Shakespear (1863–1938) was a British novelist, playwright, and patron of the arts. She wrote six books that are described as "marriage problem" novels. Her works sold poorly, sometimes only a few hundred copies.

RIVETTING.

 

[Patrick Swayze]

And the entire song was just a sample with rapping over it.

amazing.

 

[Mr. Tea]

https://twitter.com/#!/desree_life

Oh shit I have overslept. 8 missed calls, fuck, Jesus wept. I'm the worst one in my dept. My boss thinks that I'm inept.

Off to Morrisons, want owt? Bacon, eggs is a good shout. Why on earth would you want trout? What the FUCK's that all about?

All talk of welfare reform. Has caused a cunt of a storm. I might move somewhere that's warm. Marbs, The Napa, Benidorm.

 

[faustus]

 

[baboon2004]

http://www.roundhouse.org.uk/whats-on/productions/camden-beach

The tagline: so bad it's good, or so bad it's bad?

That hurdling is incredible - I love good physical comedy involving destruction and nihilism.