music for fucking

[DJ PIMP]

What if your gf is the ejaculatory type? That shit has to be hard to fake, surely?

She could simply be peeing on you.

 

[IdleRich]

"This just made me think of my mental image of Vimothy in vigorous boffing scenario with Muppet Show Theme playing."

Well, why not, before the Muppets borrowed it it was the soundtrack to an "erotic" film?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063660/plotsummary

 

[PeteUM]

She could simply be peeing on you.

Everyone's a winner baby.

 

[zhao]

real talk: i got my fuck on to zhao's ngoma 2 last weekend, and that shit was totally marvelous. absolutely believe it's something everyone should definitely experience:

http://www.getdarker.com/gotdarker/file/eaf9ba647b00e4427c86b6899d0e72a3

haha wow! i haven't even tried that myself. maybe i should make a mix specially for this purpose... hmmm...

but it might just be the Necks album from beginning to finish -- a post modern "appropriation" ala Sherrie Levine's photos of famous photos.

 

[PeteUM]

Well, why not, before the Muppets borrowed it it was the soundtrack to an "erotic" film?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063660/plotsummary

Ha ha! Nice one. I stand corrected. Evidently Vimothy's position stems from access to rarified pleasures that I cannot even begin to imagine. It does make me think of that Puppet Rapist film though.

 

[vimothy]

Evidently Vimothy's position stems from access to rarified pleasures that I cannot even begin to imagine.

Either that or beggars can't be choosers.

 

[swears]

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[crib]

as an album pink floyd's "wish you were here" provides the perfect soundtrack to any sexual liaison

start off with some wistful foreplay to the tune of "shine on you crazy diamond"

things start getting a little more serious, and boom - "welcome to the machine"

5 minutes later, you're basking in the post-coital afterglow - why not "have a cigar"

unfortunately, reality soon sets in, and as "wish you were here" starts you remember you're alone in your room masturbating to prog rock

 

[wise]

So Bones R&B mix from the R&B recommendations thread is a great wild sex soundtrack.

 

[zhao]

^^ 2 posts up: WTF???

 

[Sick Boy]

^^ 2 posts up: WTF???

A brilliant debut really.

 

[zhao]

A brilliant debut really.

i guess the last line is not half bad. still totally bizarre though

 

[woops]

more like that please crib.