favourite wiley non-sequiturs

[slackk]

I'm a glowworm
Hair says no perm

 

[Diss04]

had bare dough but that didn't change me
yeah I got a daughter
newborn child but her name aint Amy

 

[Sick Boy]

I'm taking it to the ghetto because I still live there
I like it here, I'm lovin' it there, It's real here
Can you see me in the clear? I'm like a mountain bear, yo

 

[Immryr]

in my lane i'm so far ahead, it's unusual but i talk to the dead

 

[tom lea]

Now it's getting darker
When I was a kid I had a blue parka
Orange hood with fur

 

[don_quixote]

i distribute fruit pastilles just like rowntree!

 

[don_quixote]

my hair needed waves so i brushed it

 

[paolo]

I remember him saying that he's 'wenger like arsene'. Does this even mean anything?

Good lyric either way

 

[Simon78]

Don't know if anyone can help me with this but I am working on a Wiley archival project and I really need to get hold of some more images to use in it.

Unfortunately there is no budget (I am working for free and so is everyone else) but I will make sure you get credited in the printed version.

I am after any of the following:
Scans of old flyers with Wiley on them
Scans of Eskimo Dance Flyers
Photos from live gigs, pirate radio or lifestyle shots
+ any other interesting related photos eg. good shots of Bow, inside Rinse, Deja etc.

DM if you can help at all.

The deadline is stupidly short so I need this as soon as possible.

Thanks

 

[luka]

email woebot the gobot. he took some nice ones.

 

[nomos]

"I'm at the front of the army/Your'e a pig in the game, salami"

 

[Benny Bunter]

I'm not a vegetarian but I do like quiche

 

[Benny Bunter]

I do it for real thats why I'm still firing
I could bring a monkey and a lion in
Its who i am, I wear my own garms
and i do my own ironing

 

[benjybars]

I'm not a vegetarian but I do like quiche

ha! just came on here to post that

 

[wise]

I'm not a vegetarian but I do like quiche

such a great line makes me smile every time

 

[Webstarr]

you're even, i'm oddy,
I make big dough but I aint got a jobby

 

[Phaedo]

rudeboy, my sounds potent like mustard,
i dont want a treacle sponge without custard,

 

[benjybars]

listening to an old set with him and DJ Lioness (remember her?!)

"big up Pete Tong tho..."

haha

 

[DharmaEater]

"I Got Lemons/Have You Ever Been to Lemon Camp" - Eskiboy

 

[padraig (u.s.)]

I'm the Highlander, fair and square/and you might see walking round Kildare

I might be the one with no label/but I'm able, from the grave to the cradle/me and Trim, we're like Cain and Abel

I've made history like the Spanish Armada/you can't say my style ain't harder, hot like Nevada

I'm a wizard, got a reptile back like a lizard

Eski walks across water/I'm like Jesus, first I was a pauper/now I'm Wiley, you might see me/drinking wine in Majorca, with a gangster's daughter

Scratchy is the best white boy/shut up and pass him the mic boy