Pointless But It Does My Head In

STN

STN

sou'wester
STN said:
still being at work at HALF PAST EIGHT IN THE FUCKING EVENING!
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Well, well, well!

As a byproduct of this, people who cannot tell the difference between the phrases 'for ease of reference I thought I'd...' and 'because I'm a lazy bastard and it was easier for me', or rather, people who think I can't tell the difference between these two phrases. There are many people like this - in fact, their numbers comprise everyone who ever uses the first phrase.

Other commonly confused phrases are 'I hope this helps' with 'I know this doesn't help, but I'm too otiose to even bother writing a proper response'.
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
The word 'boob' is great, in two entirely different ways. Obviously it's charmingly unsophisticated and to-the-point when used literally in the plural, but in the singular it's a wonderfully inoffensive, even affectionate insult: "Oh, you great boob!".
 
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baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
At work, people amending letters i've written in an extremely pedantic way, as if there's only one correct way to write. I hate those conventions.

Estate agents - c*nts.
 
cobretti

cobretti

[-] :: [-] ~ [-] :: [-]
Not being able to bloody sleep. I've been up since 8.40 this morning, and I've got to be up at 5.45 in order to catch a flight at 9, and I still can't catch any ZZZs. :mad:
 
Tentative Andy

Tentative Andy

I'm in the Meal Deal
Middle-class Glasgow.
Even though obv in many ways I'm totally a part of it, and would never try to pretend otherwise, there are still aspects of it, the way people behave, that leave me feeling uncomfortable and very alienated. Weird. :confused:
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
The woman who sits at the desk next to mine at the place I started work at a couple of weeks ago. I guess I'd call her pretty rather than beautiful, but she has the loveliest-smelling hair of anyone I've ever met. I keep getting great wafts of it as I'm sitting there and it's driving me fucking nuts.

In a nice way though, I suppose.
 
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mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound
Mr. Tea said:
The woman who sits at the desk next to mine at the place I started work at a couple of weeks ago. I guess I'd call her pretty rather than beautiful, but she has the loveliest-smelling hair of anyone I've ever met. I keep getting great wafts of it as I'm sitting there and it's driving me fucking nuts.

In a nice way though, I suppose.
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You could ask her if she'd mind shaving her head.
 
mixed_biscuits

mixed_biscuits

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Surreptitiously harvest some of her hair and carry it around in a locket for an out-of-hours pick-me-up?
 
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alex

Do not read this.
The fact that they have decided to do a whole programme dedicated to that flesh waste cunt russel brand, (see that, not even his name deserves capitals)
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Paying for something priced at a couple of quid with a ten or a twenty and receiving several hundredweight of coin in change. The Mint needs to pull its finger out and print some more fivers, dammit.

The fact that an acceptable plural of coin is 'coin'.
 
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