Keir Starmer

[Corpsey]

Wasn't JC an IRA puppet though @luka

 

[Mr. Tea]

Wasn't JC an IRA puppet though @luka

Yeah, basically.

Except when they leant him out to Hamas.

 

[Corpsey]

Starmer the word

Just makes me think of SS shock troops

 

[Mr. Tea]

Starmer the word

Just makes me think of SS shock troops

Starmtroopers!

 

[Mr. Tea]

Starmabteilung

 

[thirdform]

can people let me know why i should hate keir starmer in case anybody asks me over the next few weeks and i want to sound informed

no we cannot.

 

[thirdform]

Because he's a modern Pilate who crucified J. C., our bearded socialist saviour, at the behest of the wicked Pharisees.

lol jc gave him all the power he needed.

 

[thirdform]

this is not an endorsement of starmer btw. As craner says I am the only true totalitarian on this forum.

 

[Mr. Tea]

this is not an endorsement of starmer btw. As craner says I am the only true totalitarian on this forum.

And I, for one, would defend your honour by fighting any cur that says otherwise.

 

[Mr. Tea]

And for God's sake man, you don't need to tell me you don't support Starmer. I can as well imagine you listening to Mozart while tucking into a nice bowl of baked beans.

 

[thirdform]

And for God's sake man, you don't need to tell me you don't support Starmer. I can as well imagine you listening to Mozart while tucking into a nice bowl of baked beans.

oh this is for whoever comes in from cyberspace in the year 27000.

 

[Benny Bunter]

He wants 16 year olds to have the vote what a fucking lunatic

 

[Benny Bunter]

Makes sense from his point of view of view I suppose, what 16 year old would vote Tory? I can't think of any other motive apart from sheer stupidity and madness

 

[version]

Probably a bad idea, but are they that much less informed than the people who thought Boris and Truss were PM material and Brexit was a good idea?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Probably a bad idea, but are they that much less informed than the people who thought Boris and Truss were PM material and Brexit was a good idea?

At the very least they actually have a stake in the future, unlike voters who are nearly dead.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Everyone alive is impacted by these godawful politicians' fussing. That means, in a true democracy, all living citizens have the vote.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Alternatively, randomly choose one member of the electorate to be the election's designated voter a year before the election - permitting the parties to focus their attentions accordingly.

 

[subvert47]

can people let me know why i should hate keir starmer in case anybody asks me over the next few weeks and i want to sound informed

Hate is too strong a reaction to Keir Starmer. He just sucks all the hope and joy out of life. He makes you never want to get out of bed ever again.

I was going to say he's like John Major, but he's well to the right of John Major, and at least John Major is a proper cricket fan. Keir Starmer would only ever be a fan of something if a focus group told him he should be.

But his dad was a toolmaker so I suppose there's that.

 

[Mr. Tea]

But his dad was a toolmaker so I suppose there's that.

Do you read Private Eye? They got a new cartoonist a few months ago who only does cartoons about Starmer, and the punchline to every single one is "His dad was a toolmaker!"

It's one of those jokes that ought to get less funny as it's repeated over and over again, and yet...