#hitthenorthI once went into a pub toilet straight after another bloke who walked out pulling a face, doing a big exhale and telling me I might want to give it a minute, but I was desperate so I went in anyway and found he'd gotten shit all over the bog roll on the windowsill and the place smelled like a septic tank.
Any idea why the language is gibberish? You'd have thought that would be the easiest part to do, for a name or very short phrase, especially something as formulaic as advertising slogans.