things craner will love

[woops]

i thought it was beck and louis theroux

 

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You’re lucky this war didn’t start.

 

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[luka]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[luka]

 

[luka]

@craner i've just had a look and youve accidentally unfollowed me on twitter thought you'd want to know so you can re-follow

 

[luka]

 

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@craner i've just had a look and youve accidentally unfollowed me on twitter thought you'd want to know so you can re-follow

Sorry

 

[luka]

do you mind retweeting the 14 poem posts i made today? that would be nice. i want to get famous and go viral.

 

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do you mind retweeting the 14 poem posts i made today? that would be nice. i want to get famous and go viral.

Am I the right person to send you viral? I only have 100 followers.

 

[Leo]

Am I the right person to send you viral? I only have 100 followers.

but they're all influencers.

 

[woops]

but they're all influencers.

@craner's twitter is the equivalent of the sex pistols at the 100 club

 

[luka]

Am I the right person to send you viral? I only have 100 followers.

just retweet your favourite 10 then.

 

[Leo]

@craner's twitter is the equivalent of the sex pistols at the 100 club

or every person who bought the first velvet underground album.

 

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One of my followers is called Betty who is, I quote, “A GOOD GIRL LOOKING GOOD MAN FOR LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP THAT CAN LAST TO MARRIAGE”

 

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Maybe she will like your poems so much she will want to marry you Luke

 

[Leo]

or at least learn some grammar.

 

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Or maybe my other followers ‘Ted Cruz fans’, ‘Guli Karimova (not)’, ’Angela’ (“I have one philosophy to be accepted as I am thank you!”), ‘GlassTileHome.com’ or ’the droid’ will dig them?

 

[jenks]

just retweet your favourite 10 then.

I’ve put my shoulder to the wheel for you maybe the combined leverage of Craner and myself can get you a new reader.