things craner will love

[catalog]

i will battle rap you and loser has to jump into the thames and drown and mixed biscuits is the judge

 

[woops]

what kind of a threat is im gonnas tuff 20 acids down your neck anyway, that's how @luka celebrates new years

 

[catalog]

i'll stuff 20 ecstasies in your bum and put you on a train to burnley and force you to go out clubbing to a hard house night

 

[luka]

it's like pastiche voice.

bob dylan has a great voice but i was thinking about this the other day as i was sat at a cafe unable to decide if the music i was listening to was 'the real thing' or a modern day replica, like, was it really 2nd tier 70s americana rock or not... then remembering that the 'real thing' was a pastiche all along. the band were pastiche. dylan wasn't really a sharecropper, hobo, freight train rider, jagger was not really a black man from the missipsipi delta etc

 

[woops]

i'll stuff 20 ecstasies in your bum and put you on a train to burnley and force you to go out clubbing to a hard house night

16 again

 

[catalog]

bob dylan has a great voice but i was thinking about this the other day as i was sat at a cafe unable to decide if the music i was listening to was 'the real thing' or a modern day replica, like, was it really 2nd tier 70s americana rock or not... then remembering that the 'real thing' was a pastiche all along. the band were pastiche. dylan wasn't really a sharecropper, hobo, freight train rider, jagger was not really a black man from the missipsipi delta etc

It is sort of the same for me with the rolling stones, I like the odd song but there's something I can't get past.

 

[Mr. Tea]

bob dylan has a great voice but i was thinking about this the other day as i was sat at a cafe unable to decide if the music i was listening to was 'the real thing' or a modern day replica, like, was it really 2nd tier 70s americana rock or not... then remembering that the 'real thing' was a pastiche all along. the band were pastiche. dylan wasn't really a sharecropper, hobo, freight train rider, jagger was not really a black man from the missipsipi delta etc

i'll stuff 20 ecstasies in your bum and put you on a train to burnley and force you to go out clubbing to a hard house night

There are two distinctly parallel conversations going on in this thread...

 

[line b]

 

[Leo]

Is @craner ever coming back. A big gap without him here.

 

[Murphy]

Putin should ‘nuke’ England but spare Wales, says Russian TV host

Vladimir Solovyov claimed Russia could destroy England with a single 'Sarmat' Satan II missile

www.walesonline.co.uk

 

[sufi]

Italian actor Gina Lollobrigida, 95, says she will run in general elections

Hollywood actor plans to run for senator with Eurosceptic party ISP, saying she is ‘fed up with quarrelling politicians’

www.theguardian.com

the world is falling into place behind @cranerism as its revealed to be the last remaining viable aesthetic strategy

 

[Clinamenic]

Italian actor Gina Lollobrigida, 95, says she will run in general elections

Hollywood actor plans to run for senator with Eurosceptic party ISP, saying she is ‘fed up with quarrelling politicians’

www.theguardian.com

the world is falling into place behind @cranerism as its revealed to be the last remaining viable aesthetic strategy

Next up is the western economic order turning Francophobic and mandating the planting of rose gardens.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Next up is the western economic order turning Francophobic and mandating the planting of rose gardens.

Since craner isn't here, I feel I should point out that it's only French cinema he doesn't like; he approves of France in general.

 

[woops]

he approves of France in general.

he approves in general de gaulle

 

[Mr. Tea]

he approves in general de gaulle

If I'd said that, you'd have given me the Sad Face treatment.

 

[Murphy]

Why is Wales used as a unit of measurement?

From nuclear blasts to deforestation - why one corner of the UK offers a handy size comparison.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[woops]

Why is Wales used as a unit of measurement?

From nuclear blasts to deforestation - why one corner of the UK offers a handy size comparison.

www.bbc.co.uk

no mention of sheep farming

 

[Murphy]

but

Fake ewes: Ministry of Justice crime data disproves Welsh 'sheep sh****r' myth

If you are Welsh you probably will have been called a ‘sheep sh****r more’ than once over the years. However, crime data disclosed by the Ministry of Justice has disproved the myth. The data was released by the MoJ in response to a freedom of information request by a member of the public – and […]

nation.cymru

 

[Mr. Tea]

but

Fake ewes: Ministry of Justice crime data disproves Welsh 'sheep sh****r' myth

If you are Welsh you probably will have been called a ‘sheep sh****r more’ than once over the years. However, crime data disclosed by the Ministry of Justice has disproved the myth. The data was released by the MoJ in response to a freedom of information request by a member of the public – and […]

nation.cymru

HOWEVER, that gives an England:Wales sheep-shagging ratio of 25:2, or 12.5:1, while England has about 17 times the population of Wales, so proportionally it's still more prevalent in Wales.

And in any case, they're obviously at it all the time. They're just really good at it so they don't get caught very often.

 

[Clinamenic]

HOWEVER, that gives an England:Wales sheep-shagging ratio of 25:2, or 12.5:1, while England has about 17 times the population of Wales, so proportionally it's still more prevalent in Wales.

And in any case, they're obviously at it all the time. They're just really good at it so they don't get caught very often.

Surely the relative rates of sheep-shagging are less of a red flag than the shear amount of it going on...