things craner will love
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Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Some decency, please. What she gets up to in private is neither my business nor yours.
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
I'm just encouraging Craner to ravel in her divine femininity.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Or, more prosaically, every red-blooded male likes an attractive woman who is quite unequivocally In Charge.
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Accelerando, Olivero!
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
william_kent
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these sort of stiff upper lip butter wouldn't melt in their sour mouth plum stuck in throat actress ladies used to have to moonlight to make the rent, and they may have appeared on Flexi discs distributed with "top shelf" magazines 'back in the day', I once met the daughter of one of these actresses and her mother had appeared on a few audio porn Flexi discs distributed by the Paul Raymond empire and the whitehouse ( magazine, not power electronics ) guy, David Sullivan - in fact, ironically, I ended up answering the phone to pissed off Sunday sport readers who were moaning about their "honour knives' not being genuine SS artefacts and having to explain to them that this was the Sunday Sport internet support line and we had nothing to do with the small ad section
did I ever tell the story about how when one of the call centre's managers waltzed in arm in arm with Rachel from S club 7?
william_kent
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A TOTALLY HOT SEXUAL EXPERIENCE - WHITEHOUSE MAGAZINE LONDON E7
plummy voiced actress moaning on Flexi disc
this reminds me of when I was about 14 and sat in our living room with my mum and dad and there was some chat show on late night BBC and my mum turned to me and my dad and asked "who is Fiona Richmond?" and I'm pretty sure my Dad's blank face was genuine but I had to fake ignorance, lol
@WashYourHands may know what I'm talking about, those were the days when porn for teenagers in the UK was distributed via lucky finds in the woods
edit: I can't find a sample online, but give me a couple of days and I'll rip my Flexi disc, lol
william_kent
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so drunk, I'll probably delete this within minutes, capture while you can
teenage Bill story:
when I was 13 years old I once bought a Honda C50 moped for £10 off the grandson of a world war 2 UK legend - think 633 squadron and bouncing bombs
we took it down 'the woods" and I turned the throttle full thrust and wheelied straight into a tree and landed head first into the strangest scene, a pair of abandoned blood stained Levis and a pile of mildewed adult magazines arranged before a trunk
teenage Bill story:
when I was 13 years old I once bought a Honda C50 moped for £10 off the grandson of a world war 2 UK legend - think 633 squadron and bouncing bombs
we took it down 'the woods" and I turned the throttle full thrust and wheelied straight into a tree and landed head first into the strangest scene, a pair of abandoned blood stained Levis and a pile of mildewed adult magazines arranged before a trunk
0bleak
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I had a "Lemon Frost" today. it wasn't yellow though... more like translucent clear
I'll probably delete this later when I get unsober.
william_kent
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you may have to explain for the "UK Massive", what is a "lemon frost'?
pornhub isn't returning any results
I'm not sure I want to explore "lemon party"
0bleak
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that's 'cause you have to pay to access my pornhub content
It was lemonade blended with vanilla frozen custard.
It's something that I would describe as somewhere between a slushie/icee and a milkshake.
If you don't know what a slushie or icee is, imagine kool-aid, but closer to flavor crushed ice, but liquid enough to drink.
The orange one is better though, I think.
It was lemonade blended with vanilla frozen custard.
It's something that I would describe as somewhere between a slushie/icee and a milkshake.
If you don't know what a slushie or icee is, imagine kool-aid, but closer to flavor crushed ice, but liquid enough to drink.
The orange one is better though, I think.
william_kent
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0bleak
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You make them in your washing machines? How does that work?!
Over here people usually buy slushes at places like 7-11 instead of making them at home.
I didn't know if you all were crazy enough to drink something like that - basically pure sugar with some unknown (probably poisonous) additives for flavor.
I haven't had one for decades, probably...
You make them in your washing machines? How does that work?!
Over here people usually buy slushes at places like 7-11 instead of making them at home.
I didn't know if you all were crazy enough to drink something like that - basically pure sugar with some unknown (probably poisonous) additives for flavor.
I haven't had one for decades, probably...
WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
The narrator’s voice and the vid’s subject matter are entirely incongruent
It needs an ‘expert’ with wheezy Estuary English or deep Yorkshire giving an overtly detailed bio to fully match
It needs an ‘expert’ with wheezy Estuary English or deep Yorkshire giving an overtly detailed bio to fully match
william_kent
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that AI voice
The AI generated voice put me off, I couldn't get more than a few seconds in even given my interest in the subject matter
The AI generated voice put me off, I couldn't get more than a few seconds in even given my interest in the subject matter
WashYourHands
Cat Malogen
It’s like ‘stumbling‘ across a detailed Caroline Munro bio narrated in Eddie Murphy’s white voice
DO NOT BESMIRCH THE GODDESS
DO NOT BESMIRCH THE GODDESS