Pervert Of The Day

[Mr. Tea]

Town's New Year's Eve fireworks cancelled due to ‘masturbating’ walrus

In what has to be the greatest New Year’s Eve story we’ve ever seen, a town in the UK was forced to cancel its fireworks display because of the presence of a masturbating walrus. Scarborough residents missed out on the chance to see a display after an unexpected guests arrived in the harbour on...

www.indy100.com

 

[Mr. Tea]

He's back!

Latex-clad gimp returns to terrify locals with more odd behaviour

A driver said he had white crosses placed over his eyes

www.somersetlive.co.uk

 

[Mr. Tea]

Man arrested for having sex with tree in busy park

Concerned members of the public called police

www.nottinghampost.com

Do we have any regular users here who live in Nottingham, does anyone know?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Sufi (PBUH) has in his infinite wisdom banned Guardian links, so if you want this story just Google 'Guardian blippi film.'

You may know Blippi. If you have children aged 10 or under, there is a solid chance that you have endured long, joyless tracts of time watching Blippi on YouTube. For the uninitiated, Blippi is a sort of high-frequency idiot who dresses like a clown and spends his days feigning amusement as he visits the zoos, regional museums and strip-mall soft play centres of the US. His videos receive millions of views, there are Blippi NFTs on the market, and his creator is notorious for once making a pre-fame video in which he undressed and blasted explosive diarrhoea across the bare bottom of his friend. And now there is a Blippi film.

 

[thirdform]

vallah beyler, kahvelerde şöyle laflar geçiyor: biscuits aşı karşıtlı eylemlerde 3 santimlik yarağını sergilemek için hırçın bir gayret gösteriyor. Rivayetlerin ne kadar sahi olduğunu bilemem ama demedi demeyin, sizi uyardım. tedbirinizi titizce alın.

 

[thirdform]

bu liberal imansızlar örf adet anlamazlar. çocuklarınızı anti woke'lardan koruyun aman kardeşlerim. Kim bilir ne türlü yavşaklığa aşina ederler bizim kutsal gençlerimizi. özellikle kızlarınızı saklayan, bu alternatif sağcılardan.

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

Ey, bu muhtelif fikirlerin özgür dansına bakın! Evet, belki de bu dans, geleneksel valslerin veya adetlerin ritimlerine uymadan gerçekleşiyor. Fakat, çocuklarımızı 'anti-woke' kompozisyonlarından saklamaktansa, onların kulağını daha zarif bir melodi ile ayırt edebilme yeteneğini geliştirmemiz gerekmez mi? Önceden uyarmak, silahlandırmak amacımız olmalı, ey kardeşlerim. Gençlerimizi, cinsiyetlerine bakmaksızın, zararlı melodilere karşı bağışıklık kazandırmak, ve onlara karmaşık bir senfoniyi, toplumumuzu takdir etme becerisi kazandırmak - alternatif ideolojilerin orkestrasından izole etmekten çok daha iyidir!

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

So who's the BBC nonce distraction du jour?

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[Benny Bunter]

So who's the BBC nonce distraction du jour?

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Would be hilarious if it turned out to be one of the ultra inoffensive ones like Charlie Stayt or Jon Kay

 

[thirdform]

Ey, bu muhtelif fikirlerin özgür dansına bakın! Evet, belki de bu dans, geleneksel valslerin veya adetlerin ritimlerine uymadan gerçekleşiyor. Fakat, çocuklarımızı 'anti-woke' kompozisyonlarından saklamaktansa, onların kulağını daha zarif bir melodi ile ayırt edebilme yeteneğini geliştirmemiz gerekmez mi? Önceden uyarmak, silahlandırmak amacımız olmalı, ey kardeşlerim. Gençlerimizi, cinsiyetlerine bakmaksızın, zararlı melodilere karşı bağışıklık kazandırmak, ve onlara karmaşık bir senfoniyi, toplumumuzu takdir etme becerisi kazandırmak - alternatif ideolojilerin orkestrasından izole etmekten çok daha iyidir!

bu ne tür yozlaşmış avrupa hastası türkçe lügatı, sen derhal bir türkmen köyüne kendini sevk et, ondan sonra cinsiyet konusunda müspet çalışmalarınız terakki bir şekil üstlenir. Ama bu kıt dil, ingiliz kelime dolu süslenmiş dil sana hiç yakışmadı, dünyaya burukluk duyman faydalı değil bu konuda. İçindeki hristiyan gareziliği çıkar, efendi ahlağı üstlen. Öyle her güncel oluşuma hınç şekilde bakarsan mezarını kendin kazarsın.

 

[luka]

 

[WashYourHands]

Photoshop onto a H Edwards headline

 

[Mr. Tea]

No way this guy should be allowed near kids.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Man in gimp suit allowed to watch Shakespeare’s Globe play with children in audience

Theatregoer watches The Comedy of Errors dressed in full latex fetish suit and mask

www.independent.co.uk

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Man in gimp suit allowed to watch Shakespeare’s Globe play with children in audience

Theatregoer watches The Comedy of Errors dressed in full latex fetish suit and mask

www.independent.co.uk

But of course had the gimp been dandling a child on his knee while telling them a story at school Mr Tea would now be calling himself out as a fascist for assuming that any sexual interest could possibly be involved.

 

[luka]

But of course had the gimp been dandling a child on his knee while telling them a story at school Mr Tea would now be calling himself out as a fascist for assuming that any sexual interest could possibly be involved.

can we not have a moratorium on all this culture war carry-on? it's all so sordid and dreary and greasy.

 

[luka]

it's not like anyone is getting converted. for years we were sage enough and tasteful enough just to ignore it.

 

[luka]

more than that it's just embaressing. it makes this place feel like a loser place that only losers go. it wipes filth over all the surfaces.

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

Lostprophets' Ian Watkins stabbed in jail - reports

The disgraced musician was reportedly stabbed at HMP Wakefield, where he is serving a 29-year sentence.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[linebaugh]

I had a friend who was a fan of lost prophets, them and their whole genre being noncecore- grown men stuck playing the music they were interested in as children because its started making them money, becoming nonce by proximity, or grown men making childrens music as they have the inner life of a child , being nonce ontologically- so I would rib him about it all the time. Legendary moment albeit horryfing when its discovered the lead singer was a litteral baby rapist. I was next to him in gym class and hes looking at his phone and suddenly screams 'WHAT THE FUCK'