Pervert Of The Day

shakahislop

shakahislop

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IdleRich said:
What I find quite interesting about that is that Moss tends to give few interviews and is generally relatively quiet meaning that less is known of her character and demeanour than you might expect for someone so famous. I always think maybe she has been quite wise in doing that as it has meant that her image has, not quite mystique, but maybe a little extra perceived depth to the amount it would have if she had given loads of interviews in which she came out with moronic stuff like that.
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yeah it's the 90s/00s thing where you don't know anything about these people except what they decide to put out. and it really works. burial being the obvious example of someone who got a lot of mileage (and probably sanity) out of lurking in the shadows. listening to like neil young go on and on about boring rich man shit in three hours of interviews with rick rubin for example does lessen your admiration.

i ended up like a decade ago at the house of an elderly MIT technology professor and his wife, he must have been in his 70s, what a life that must have been doing maths or whatever at this fancy institution for nerds, beautiful flat somewhere in boston and nice cars etc etc, all very polite and relaxed, a lot ot chitchat, that east coast bourgoise sophisticated thing, but his wife had bought him a book of photos of kate moss for his birthday, he was really into her, and after a few glasses of wine he made us look through it with him page by page, i had no idea what to say
 
shakahislop

shakahislop

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pattycakes_ said:
You seen those ones where a guy asks a hot girl how much she pays for rent and if they'll show him around her placd and it's always some crazy penthouse or loft and they have this adorkable flirting thing going on give off the impression they're gonna bone in the massive bed as soon as the camera's off? No? Me neither
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yes it throws all of them at me, i hate it, its such a load of bullshit, i mean it is interesting to see inside people's flats and also to check that absolutely everyone is getting shafted on the rent, but its all fake and part of the drive is: god i wish i could chat up sexy girls on the street and go and look around their houses, that sounds much better than what i'm doing right now
 
pattycakes_

pattycakes_

Can turn naughty
shakahislop said:
yes i am self-reporting myself as the pervert of the day
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You seen those ones where a guy asks a hot girl how much she pays for rent and if they'll show him around her placd and it's always some crazy penthouse or loft and they have this adorkable flirting thing going on give off the impression they're gonna bone in the massive bed as soon as the camera's off? No? Me neither
 
pattycakes_

pattycakes_

Can turn naughty
The ones in Bali drive me even more nuts for some reason. A guy who goes by the name Octavius Ra (has to be a PUA) who's got no real charm but manages to flirt with all these amazingly hot women and probably bones em. Fucker!
 
shakahislop

shakahislop

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all that stuff is a new twist in the hundred year old fantasy formation of: what if there was a person who could sleep with anyone he liked very easily

james bond being one of the obvious examples of this formation.
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
shakahislop said:
yes it throws all of them at me, i hate it, its such a load of bullshit, i mean it is interesting to see inside people's flats and also to check that absolutely everyone is getting shafted on the rent, but its all fake and part of the drive is: god i wish i could chat up sexy girls on the street and go and look around their houses, that sounds much better than what i'm doing right now
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"Well aren't you going to fuck me then, big boy?"
"Not until you've shown me your linen closet and the en-suite!"
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
pattycakes_ said:
The ones in Bali drive me even more nuts for some reason. A guy who goes by the name Octavius Ra (has to be a PUA) who's got no real charm but manages to flirt with all these amazingly hot women and probably bones em. Fucker!
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This just sounds like the setup to a porn clip, only it stops before the actual porn starts.
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Cooper describes the event on his website as such: “Freddie was his usual self, sometimes hooking me with his penis to the leg or arm – it was all perfectly normal, to me at least. It was only later when I was provided with the police statements that I realised otherwise. Bloom, the ‘expert’, had been speaking to people on [the] boat. Part of Bloom’s police statement read: ‘You won’t get near, he is wanking off the dolphin.’”

There is a moment in the podcast where you hear Cooper recount how the police officers who later interviewed him couldn’t keep a straight face when repeating the accusation that he had been “wanking off a dolphin”. Did Milligan worry what listeners would make of it all? “You have to use a bit of the language of the day,” she argues. “Those words are in the court case; we’re not being salacious."
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IdleRich

IdleRich

IdleRich
shakahislop said:
yes it throws all of them at me, i hate it, its such a load of bullshit, i mean it is interesting to see inside people's flats and also to check that absolutely everyone is getting shafted on the rent, but its all fake and part of the drive is: god i wish i could chat up sexy girls on the street and go and look around their houses, that sounds much better than what i'm doing right now
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pattycakes_ said:
You seen those ones where a guy asks a hot girl how much she pays for rent and if they'll show him around her placd and it's always some crazy penthouse or loft and they have this adorkable flirting thing going on give off the impression they're gonna bone in the massive bed as soon as the camera's off? No? Me neither
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pattycakes_ said:
The ones in Bali drive me even more nuts for some reason. A guy who goes by the name Octavius Ra (has to be a PUA) who's got no real charm but manages to flirt with all these amazingly hot women and probably bones em. Fucker!
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Mr. Tea said:
"Well aren't you going to fuck me then, big boy?"
"Not until you've shown me your linen closet and the en-suite!"
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What are you lot on about here? I mean really, I've not even the slightest idea what you are discussing.

And looking back through my life I've often been late to know about a certain thing, which then later becomes absolutely ubiquitous and I understand that I missed something important; it happened with Twin Peaks, it happened with the manosphere and it happened with skibadee toilet too. So help me out here, please! What in heaven's name is this Balinese hot-girl real fake estate thing that you somehow all know all about?
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
The convergence of the real estate industry, online marketing and 'reality' porn is bang on brand for the current decade, I have to say.
 
IdleRich

IdleRich

IdleRich
pattycakes_ said:


I never saw that he works in real estate until just now. All makes a bit more sense. Good marketing. Still a cunt.
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His voice is really cunty. He seems like a massive cunt for sure.

Ok so I sort of get that this is a programme of sorts that exists. So, fine I understand that, it's part of the question answered. But what I'm still not getting is why are you all so into it? How did you come across this and what do you like about it so much that you all watch it all the time and talk about it together when it's not on? Yes I suppose I can see that in a way it could just about be described as a subculture of sorts but to me it seems like a really limited and shallow one - what is it that all of you guys like about it so much?

Of course I've not met most of you but from what I've seen of you on dissensus I'm surprised it's your kind of thing. Honestly I never thought of Shaka, say, rushing home from his secret cool job in NYC to stick this on. Is it an ironic thing where you watch it with mates and laugh... or is it some weird sex thing that truly does belong in the pervs thread?

Help me out, I'm just getting more confused with every response.
 
shakahislop

shakahislop

Well-known member
IdleRich said:
His voice is really cunty. He seems like a massive cunt for sure.

Ok so I sort of get that this is a programme of sorts that exists. So, fine I understand that, it's part of the question answered. But what I'm still not getting is why are you all so into it? How did you come across this and what do you like about it so much that you all watch it all the time and talk about it together when it's not on? Yes I suppose I can see that in a way it could just about be described as a subculture of sorts but to me it seems like a really limited and shallow one - what is it that all of you guys like about it so much?

Of course I've not met most of you but from what I've seen of you on dissensus I'm surprised it's your kind of thing. Honestly I never thought of Shaka, say, rushing home from his secret cool job in NYC to stick this on. Is it an ironic thing where you watch it with mates and laugh... or is it some weird sex thing that truly does belong in the pervs thread?

Help me out, I'm just getting more confused with every response.
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well @pattycakes_ and @Mr. Tea obviously love it, seek it out, it's kubrick and burial combined for them, they keep inviting me to a group chat where they share the videos they like the best, but for me it's just because insta knows that when it comes on i watch it, so it keeps giving me more of it. the problem is obviously that i watch it, but i would prefer not to watch it, it's not like i follow any accounts that do this kind of thing, but insta and twitter and everything else has recently given up letting me choose what i see and instead automatically puts things into my feed that it thinks i'm into
 
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