Mr. Tea

"can't soundclash" according to a VERY HARD MAN
Anyone remember this story from when it broke?

Charlie Elphicke was the MP for Dover when he was found guilty of sexually assaulting two women, including one he chased around his home chanting: "I'm a naughty Tory."

There's a nice coda to it:

A former MP who was jailed for sexually assaulting two women told a court he is looking at supermarket shelf stacking and building site work to pay back his prosecution costs.

Charlie Elphicke, the former Conservative Dover MP, presented Universal Credit and bank statements during an appearance at Uxbridge Magistrates' Court on Friday to prove he still cannot pay the £35,000 in court costs he owes.

 
Your knob or his?
There is a trend across adult fora presently, wherein people (usually other men) fantasize about Bundchen snapping off version's knob, as if it had been freeze-dried for that exact purpose. Surely there would be deepfakes to visualize this, but alas nobody knows what version looks like.
 

Mr. Tea

"can't soundclash" according to a VERY HARD MAN
There is a trend across adult fora presently, wherein people (usually other men) fantasize about Bundchen snapping off version's knob, as if it had been freeze-dried for that exact purpose. Surely there would be deepfakes to visualize this, but alas nobody knows what version looks like.
His knob probably looks more or less like any other knob, though.
 

version

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"Alright, lad... Get home safe, alright?"

I like how he's supposed to be this terrifying figure and they bumped into him on the way home from the pub and just offered him a cig.
 
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