i was holding off on this but i'm too drunk to care!
Liam Brown had sex with cow then got trampled by animals
Sadistic' man had sex with cow then got trampled by livestock and cried
A ‘SADISTIC’ man snuck into a farm in the middle of the night to have sex with a cow.
Liam Brown was found by farmers with his trousers down and ‘clearly having sex with a calf’ at the farm in Burton.
The 25-year-old tried to get away and jumped a fence into another pen but was trampled by cows.
He cried as he lay on the floor and told farmers, “I’m sorry, I f*****” up.”
Brown, of Grosvenor Gardens in Bournemouth, appeared at Bournemouth Crown
Court on Wednesday, December 13 charged with sexual penetration with a living animal and causing unnecessary suffering to a protected animal.
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