Pervert Of The Day
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Presumably a two-piece black costume would be fine
shakahislop
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this is on the main page of the new york post website (NY Post is the main NYC tabloid). the photo editing thing encroaching on the right, where they look like CGI insects, is quite something for an actual proper(ish) newspaper
Mr. Tea
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Do you not think red bikini girl has a slightly odd-shaped body in the photo on the right?
Mr. Tea
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You'd better ask shaka. Maybe he has a fetish for bizarrely photoshopped bikini models, and he's saying he is the PotD.
shakahislop
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i was on a streak of particularly unclearly worded posting over the last couple of days. what I wanted to say was: look at how weird this is, that a big newspaper has started to do photo editing that is so far removed from reality
probably / hopefully rich this is not on your radar, but my insta is full of stuff now that is essentially heavily edited / filtered videos of sexy girls that look more and more like CGI and less and less like reality
Mr. Tea
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They've got your number, then.
Mr. Tea
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For the record, I, too, would be perfectly happy for Gisele Bündchen to snap version's knob off.
IdleRich
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I see. Maybe it's like one of those master craftsman who finishes the perfect sword or whatever and then kills themself, or at least cuts off their hands or pokes out their eyes knowing that now that this pinnacle has been reached and the art of carving ivory has been completed there is no point in his ever attempting another work.
Similarly, perhaps Wayne from Romford believes that should he somehow find himself making love to Gisele he will raise his game to superhuman levels and perform the ultimate sex, after which she may as well ceremonially snap his sword across her knee. A hypothesis which is likely to remain untested.
Similarly, perhaps Wayne from Romford believes that should he somehow find himself making love to Gisele he will raise his game to superhuman levels and perform the ultimate sex, after which she may as well ceremonially snap his sword across her knee. A hypothesis which is likely to remain untested.
Mr. Tea
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He then has to complete the ritual by committing seppuku with it.
IdleRich
IdleRich
How does she poo then?
Reminds me of a story I heard about Kate Moss, apparently when she was younger she was doing some shoot in a kind of abandoned warehouse or something and she asked if there was a toilet. The assistant feared it might not be up to her standards and warned her saying "There is one but it's old and knackered and there's no door in the cubicle" and the supermodel genius replied "Well how the hell do I get in it then?".
What I find quite interesting about that is that Moss tends to give few interviews and is generally relatively quiet meaning that less is known of her character and demeanour than you might expect for someone so famous. I always think maybe she has been quite wise in doing that as it has meant that her image has, not quite mystique, but maybe a little extra perceived depth to the amount it would have if she had given loads of interviews in which she came out with moronic stuff like that.
Reminds me of a story I heard about Kate Moss, apparently when she was younger she was doing some shoot in a kind of abandoned warehouse or something and she asked if there was a toilet. The assistant feared it might not be up to her standards and warned her saying "There is one but it's old and knackered and there's no door in the cubicle" and the supermodel genius replied "Well how the hell do I get in it then?".
What I find quite interesting about that is that Moss tends to give few interviews and is generally relatively quiet meaning that less is known of her character and demeanour than you might expect for someone so famous. I always think maybe she has been quite wise in doing that as it has meant that her image has, not quite mystique, but maybe a little extra perceived depth to the amount it would have if she had given loads of interviews in which she came out with moronic stuff like that.
shakahislop
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yes. i never wanted this insta reels thing, but they changed the app and added it in. and i am in a spiral now. where they show me sexy girls on the streets of new york talking absolute rubbish. that is all i get on my insta reels feed.