Gus's Top 100 Bootlickin' Nonce Anthems

[sus]

In 6 mos luka will be coming to my new hottest thread saying, "Gus was right about Gary Allen's Best I Ever Had, that's a top tune." Mark my words, you saw it here first

 

[luka]

imagine the state of depravity that must have engendered that dear god

 

[sus]

sort of true

wasn't my fault though

it was the psycho woman I was seeing at the time who was responsible for that

she was smashing up my flat and the mother of the beijing princess ( the mother was the wife of a top level CCP party member ) had to lock herself in the bathroom while my psycho-ex tried to batter in the door and then theTriads turned up and extorted money out of me...none of it was my fault..

when was this??

 

[luka]

1974

 

[william_kent]

when was this??

err... 2008

the wounds had almost healed, but this thread has just reopened them and i may need to self-medicate in the form of a rum and coke

 

[luka]

its 5.40 am

 

[william_kent]

its 5.40 am

so?

 

[luka]

mildly suggestng you might have already self medicated to make it this far

 

[william_kent]

i thought you of all people would know that time is one of the shackles that binds us

 

[Corpsey]

Do I know who William Kent is?

I didn't know who wild greens was until he informed me

 

[Corpsey]

That Gary Allen lmao

I lmao here but I would secretly jam to it in my porn dungeon

It's like Creed - I lmao at 'My Sacrifice ' when someone cool's around but in my porn dungeon I'm air drumming with tears streaming down my hairshirt

 

[Corpsey]

This is my Norah Jones go to

 

[Corpsey]

Starbucks, feeling sentimental about the rain on the windows

 

[Corpsey]

I credit Gus/Stan/Peter for this thread cos there's a seam of this running through me too, though I daren't expose it, a past that includes Coldplay and Ryan Adams, even a cd single by aqualung that I purchased, furtively, with my shelf stacking gains

 

[Mr. Tea]

I credit Gus/Stan/Peter for this thread cos there's a seam of this running through me too, though I daren't expose it, a past that includes Coldplay and Ryan Adams, even a cd single by aqualung that I purchased, furtively, with my shelf stacking gains

"Peter"?

 

[linebaugh]

sort of true

wasn't my fault though

it was the psycho woman I was seeing at the time who was responsible for that

she was smashing up my flat and the mother of the beijing princess ( the mother was the wife of a top level CCP party member ) had to lock herself in the bathroom while my psycho-ex tried to batter in the door and then the Triads turned up and extorted money out of me...none of it was my fault..

Have you posted the full story somewhere?

 

[linebaugh]

Theres a competing seam to the one Corpse is talking about that version (and humbly, me) demonstrates when he posts videos of Limp Bizkit live at woodstock 99 and LEN's steal my sunshine and things like that

 

[version]

Do I know who William Kent is?

Kode9.

 

[Corpsey]

Ah yes and he lives in Williamsburg?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Ah yes and he lives in Williamsburg?

Either that, or Kent.