The Big Hello Thread

[shakahislop]

welcome volivia 24, are you from america?

i want to point out that volivia 24, who at least claimed to be a girl and introduced herself with a winky face, never responded to yyaldrin's advances

 

[version]

i think we can blame woops for the whole thing

The real reason he left.

 

[0bleak]

i want to point out that volivia 24, who at least claimed to be a girl and introduced herself with a winky face, never responded to yyaldrin's advances

I had the opposite problem. I couldn't even get him to notice I was winking at him.

 

[shakahislop]

I had the opposite problem. I couldn't even get him to notice I was winking at him.

I think you've got a good shot with that picture, that's the kind of girl he goes for

 

[0bleak]

problem is, my girlfriend and i are really just interested in a ménage à trois
i'm a little jealous of her because i think she's prettier than i am
with that in mind, what kind of lover would he be?
would he split his attention fairly equally?

depending on how he answers my concern, i'll tell him about my friend's concern

 

[yyaldrin]

i want to point out that volivia 24, who at least claimed to be a girl and introduced herself with a winky face, never responded to yyaldrin's advances

she dm'ed me after my advances 🫶

 

[shakahislop]

i joined dissensus coz i thought it would be easy pickings as a dating site

 

[sus]

i want to point out that volivia 24, who at least claimed to be a girl and introduced herself with a winky face, never responded to yyaldrin's advances

Mvuent said he's going to make a Dissensus Volcel Thread for all the heartbreak going down rn.

@mvuent @mvuent @mvuent

 

[sus]

0bleak's AI-generated titties avatar should be the thread's first case study

 

[0bleak]

I changed it since it's probably not really a good look for myself or the board

 

[luka]

Was quite funny though

 

[shakahislop]

We should all do that

 

[shakahislop]

Attract a new kind of character

 

[0bleak]

I'm just happy that yyaldrin didn't reply asking what "my girlfriend's" concern was.

 

[mvuent]

Mvuent said he's going to make a Dissensus Volcel Thread for all the heartbreak going down rn.

@mvuent @mvuent @mvuent

i do think it would be good to have a thread representing the incel silent majority but i'm not sure i want my name so blatantly associated with it? like that guy who became a meme for being "the face of unemployment"

 

[0bleak]

I dislike the term incel because it seems to me, even if you're an ultrachad, if you're young man (let's say under 40) with a normal hormonal range, you're involuntarily celibate practically the minute you're no longer having sex.