Grim Britannia

[Mr. Tea]

Serial car arsonist from around my old endz arrested:

East Cowes man arrested over year-long arson spree

A house and 11 vehicles were allegedly set on fire in East Cowes, Isle of Wight.

www.bbc.com

Was expecting the perp to be 17 or so. He's actually 56.

 

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I'm amazed you didn't say "carsonist".

 

[Mr. Tea]

I'm amazed you didn't say "carsonist".

DAMMIT!

 

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[Mr. Tea]

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Ideal response would be "Yeah, but not at you, you fat, ugly cunt."

 

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[Murphy]

Lorralorraluv

 

[Murphy]

Put English subs on vid below, a strange poem emerges

 

[Murphy]

 

[Mr. Tea]

Placenta found in Southampton may be linked to crime, police say

Police still have "very serious concerns" for a mother and child's "wellbeing" after the find in June.

www.bbc.com

 

[Mr. Tea]

"The reader does not steal, and the thief does not read" - Iraqi proverb.

Yorkshire people: https://tinyurl.com/mpvfbsyb

A £1 book sale at a town library was “sabotaged” when people filled their bags with dozens of library books.

The fill-a-bag sale at Batley library in West Yorkshire was “decimated” when people raided the shelves, taking children’s books, adult fiction, cookery books and graphic novels – as well as Lego from the library’s Lego club.

Steve McGrath, a volunteer who was managing the event, said he was ringing a bell and telling people only the books on the sale table were for sale. Posting on Facebook, he said he had lost his faith in humanity.

 

[Turns out HMG was right!]

"The reader does not steal, and the thief does not read" - Iraqi proverb.

Yorkshire people: https://tinyurl.com/mpvfbsyb

An own goal on par with recent developments in the Hamas space program.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

"The reader does not steal, and the thief does not read" - Iraqi proverb.

Yorkshire people: https://tinyurl.com/mpvfbsyb

I'd have thrown the book at them.

 

[Murphy]

Dog suicide bridge in Dumbarton

Why Hundreds Of Dogs Have Seemingly Committed Suicide Off This One Scottish Bridge

When the Scottish Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals sent representatives to investigate, they were stumped.

allthatsinteresting.com

Probably Huns

 

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Dog suicide bridge in Dumbarton

Why Hundreds Of Dogs Have Seemingly Committed Suicide Off This One Scottish Bridge

When the Scottish Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals sent representatives to investigate, they were stumped.

allthatsinteresting.com

Probably Huns

How many hundreds of dogs will have to die before they put a net up?

 

[Murphy]

Nets? Sounds like grotesquely overt govt regulation

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Nets? Sounds like grotesquely overt govt regulation

By 'they' I mean the local libertarian society.

 

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@WashYourHands in fact the local council is doubtless perfectly happy to field hundreds of visitors every year who enjoy local facilities while disposing of their pesky pooches.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Ooh, this is nice and grim;

Caldicot School: Striking teachers issue pupil blacklist

Striking staff hand a school a list of pupils they will not teach due to abuse in the classroom.

www.bbc.com

 

[Murphy]

@WashYourHands in fact

always a bad sign, the 300+ page Wuhan playpen is yonder :.:. points across internet :.:.: