Beer And Beer Drinking

[Benny Bunter]

Last time I had session on wine without eating and drinking water I wanted to die the next day, absolutely brutal.

 

[wg-]

White spirits and soda water are the only real "no fat" booze and even then it's tough

 

[Benny Bunter]

Over the summer I had a couple of weeks off drinking and my beer belly just disappeared so fast.

A wine belly isn't a thing though, surely?

 

[wg-]

Depends how hard you go in I guess

Got to be careful of the red nose

 

[Benny Bunter]

I'm naturally very skinny, it's just the belly that's the problem.

 

[version]

I'm naturally very skinny, it's just the belly that's the problem.

That's the worst look. You don't want a body like The Grinch.

 

[yyaldrin]

 

[luka]

That's the worst look. You don't want a body like The Grinch.

hes just said you've got the worst body a man can have benny you should smash his face

 

[version]

Benny Grinch Body.

 

[Benny Bunter]

That's just plain weird

Edit: Elon musk

 

[yyaldrin]

spanish people are all quite slim aren't they?

 

[wg-]

As long as you can exercise for a couple of hours the day after you get on it you'll be alright I think

Probably the lethargy that fucks us

 

[Benny Bunter]

spanish people are all quite slim aren't they?

Not in my barrio they're not, loads of big fat beer bellies.

 

[Benny Bunter]

There's like 10 bars on every single street, full of fat men

 

[wg-]

Yeah I quite admire the big fat old lads when we go over, to be quite honest. I don't necessarily think its a bad life

 

[Benny Bunter]

I was having a beer the other day in the bar at the bottom of our block of flats, and there was a horrible big old fat guy shouting "Viva Franco!"

 

[version]

I was having a beer the other day in the bar at the bottom of our block of flats, and there was a horrible big old fat guy shouting "Viva Franco!"

A warning from the future if you keep watching GB News and listening to Peter Hitchens.

 

[Benny Bunter]

I don't watch GB news you cheeky get!

 

[version]

Whatever you say, Generalissimo.

 

[Benny Bunter]

There's still quite a lot of older people here who are well into Franco, it's really weird. I was a bit alarmed when that old guy started ranting the other day in the bar, but no one else batted an eyelid.