ripley

Well-known member
The fact that every youtube clip even remotely involving black people INVARIABLY has at least one depressing, racist comment under it.

youtube clips in general have depressing, horrible comments under them. pointless, does my head in.
 

mos dan

fact music
youtube clips in general have depressing, horrible comments under them. pointless, does my head in.

youtube comments are the last bastion of... something awful, on the internet. whatever it is it's been eradicated from most other places.
 

john eden

male pale and stale
and come on john eden.

you have seen me time and again point out the primacy of symbiotic relationships in nature, versus Capitalism's propagandized lie of "universal competitiveness".

you have heard me condemn false interpretations and applications of Darwinian "natural selection" as moral justification for despicable selfishness and greed.

you have seen me extol the virtues of cooperation, and denounce many practices and ways of life having to do with consumerism and western 20th century construction of the individual.

and fachrissakes you have heard me go on and on about the underlying connectedness of everyone and everything under, above, around and beyond the sun, if one just looks beyond the illusory veil of separation...



but in the context of capitalism, in the context of hollywood and marketing, you have to agree that atrocious bullshit comes out of board meetings and PR firms.

it hurts me a little that you would interpret my light hearted joke as some stupid egotist statement.


Is it?
 

john eden

male pale and stale
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IdleRich

IdleRich
I'm suprised at you John - women can't help it if they have cellulite or nobbly knees. If anything this constant highlighting of it in magazines and on the internet is the scourge that ought to be censured.
 
D

droid

Guest

Are you subscribed to 'Knobbly knees spotter monthly 'as well?

You should've said something earlier. We could trade back issues. Theres some lovely close ups of Posh's articular cartilage in the Sept 07 issue.
 

john eden

male pale and stale
the relatively recent tendency in england for food to be both ridiculously flouncy and still not very good. cf the organic herbed cheddar, onion marmalade and rocket ciabatta sandwich i was forced to buy in kensington the other day when what i really wanted was an unfussy, mouth-burningly mature cheddar cheese and branston pickle crusty roll, but the shop had none of the required components.
i blame this on jamie oliver.
(don't ask what i was doing in kensington. it will only make you think less of me.)
come to think of it, the person who invented ciabatta can eat a gargantuan helping of dick as far as i'm concerned.
the above annoyance applies especially to crisps. no, i do not want sea salt and balsamic vinegar, sour cream and chive or any other stupid middle-class corruption of a tried and tested, classic flavour. now kindly go fuck yourselves.
a further note to fancy crisp manufacturers: TAKE THE BASTARD SKINS OFF THEM AND COOK THEM UNTIL THEY ARE CRISP, NOT LIKE SHARDS OF BLOODY GLASS, THANK YOU.
people who think that complaining constantly about music makes them sound knowledgeable.
north american girlfriends who look at you like you are somehow backward when you use a word like "butty" or try to explain why black pudding, mushy peas, real ale, cricket and grime are actually good things.
vegetarians.
having to fight the reflex to get my cigarettes out when i sit down in a pub.
posh people who talk loudly and in florid detail about the correct method of slicing the top off a bottle of champagne with a sword - especially at 7am when you've just got into work.
miserable cunts who moan about stupid shit that doesn't matter.
unnecessary foul language.
oh, and before i forget, anyone who uses the word "chav" deserves to get a kicking at any time of day, whether the people doing the kicking are drunk or not.

;)
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
The really crassly exploitative does-exactly-what-it-says-on-the-tin 'documentaries' Channel Five is always showing - like 'The Woman With Giant Legs' that's just started now. Didn't they show 'The Boy With A Tumour For A Face' a few years ago? It can only go downhill from here - look out for 'The Girl With Six Arseholes' and 'The Man With No Legs, Half An Arm And Dogs' Cocks Where His Eyes Should Be', coming to Five soon...
 

Bang Diddley

Well-known member
Ive got what seems like a marble growning on my shoulder so went to the doc. He gave me some antibiotics and said take them for a week and not to drink. Buts its carnival weekend. This is doing my head in. :mad:

It is trufax that you cant mix antibiotics and booze ?
 
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